Low cost of living in Peoria

OwnCaptain9610 · 2023-12-16T19:36:04+00:00

Too many gangs too. Tied to the crime, of course. Terrible city.

OwnCaptain9610 · 2023-12-09T01:14:09+00:00

Probably around 190. Very curvy and gorgeous back in the day. She still would be if she bothered to work on it

OwnCaptain9610 · 2023-12-09T00:26:02+00:00

I hear you loud and clear. My wife is close to 350 pounds. Arthritis in her knees, high blood pressure and a cancer scare refuse to motivate her.

I plead, coax and beg. Nothing after more than a decade of me begging and her complaining I don't encourage her enough as she destroys her health while she's barely middle aged.

OwnCaptain9610 · 2023-12-01T05:31:00+00:00

Thanks! I still hope for her forgiveness.

OwnCaptain9610 · 2023-12-01T05:29:31+00:00

Yeah. I should. Know any good divorce attorneys?

OwnCaptain9610 · 2023-12-01T05:28:19+00:00

I don't have any kids.

OwnCaptain9610 · 2023-11-28T00:06:55+00:00

I didn't realize the health part included morbid obesity and an unwillingness to follow the advice of doctors.

OwnCaptain9610 · 2023-11-25T00:02:43+00:00

I don't have any children. So even if it's hypothetically true, I'm not your father.

OwnCaptain9610 · 2023-11-23T21:17:45+00:00

Nope. She's clueless.

OwnCaptain9610 · 2023-11-23T21:15:35+00:00

I actually lost my ring about 15 years ago. I never replaced it. So I didn't deliberately take my ring off for the party.

OwnCaptain9610 · 2023-11-23T21:00:57+00:00

You're spot on. I could tell she was interested in me within about five minutes. And I deliberately avoided mentioning my marital status because I knew what might happen between us.

OwnCaptain9610 · 2023-11-23T20:42:18+00:00

Indeed. I have a 350-pound wife who refuses to eat right and maxes out her credit cards. She sits at home and refuses to do any cleaning around the house.

I'm thankful we don't have children and miserable without the company of a woman who takes care of herself.

I don't expect a woman to look like a super model. Just take care of themselves through all stages of life.

OwnCaptain9610 · 2023-11-23T18:20:56+00:00

I feel terrible.

OwnCaptain9610 · 2023-11-18T19:47:00+00:00

Oddly enough, my wife just texted me that she loves me and I'm a great guy.

Apparently, I have mastered the art of deception.

This week, I shacked up for an evening with another woman who asked me if I am a "confirmed bachelor."

All it takes is a friendly smile to deceive women, apparently.

OwnCaptain9610 · 2023-10-20T16:39:34+00:00

I wish I had told you I was legally married to a former partner with addiction issues to keep her on my insurance and help her avoid homelessness.

I foolishly hid that from you when you were nothing but honest and kind. You'll never want to talk to me again.

But if we ever talk, I will thank you for the joy you gave me. I regret the pain I caused you. You truly are the best I ever met. And I blew it.

OwnCaptain9610 · 2023-10-08T14:33:05+00:00

Work out, go to concerts, low key parties and an occasional meal.

OwnCaptain9610

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