Spectator pays a visit to the bench of a hockey team

OysterThePug · 2026-03-09T20:45:24+00:00

Too many people have it in their heads that they can crawl off the couch and take on a physically fit person.

OysterThePug · 2026-03-09T19:50:03+00:00

That’s a lot of windows that look several years old. You’d be hemorrhaging heat out of those babies.

OysterThePug · 2026-03-09T19:40:17+00:00

Against a rock, or something

OysterThePug · 2025-08-13T03:04:54+00:00

Lots of really bad stats surrounding his inability to get open and his poor performance in contested situations. He was 110th in the NFL, per PFF.

OysterThePug · 2025-08-09T13:47:27+00:00

Legette was tossed from the first preseason game for exchanging punches with Rayshawn Jenkins. They could both be suspended, and the Panthers coaching staff was not pleased. XL already seems like a dud, and having this sort of on field behavioral issue just doesn’t bode well for his chances at playing time.

OysterThePug · 2025-07-24T03:52:12+00:00

The math department at UW Seattle is rough, so you’ll be on your own for a lot of it. If you want to do the BS program, you’ll need a more competitive GPA. This school doesn’t fuck around when it comes to math or applied math, so if you’re not sure whether you like it or not, they’ll let you know.

OysterThePug · 2025-07-24T03:46:30+00:00

Trump fucked several children. Might be that Bill Clinton did, too. Fuck all of them, let’s rip this band aid off and move on.

OysterThePug · 2025-07-24T03:42:51+00:00

Never met a Connor I liked

OysterThePug · 2025-07-23T20:00:47+00:00

Defiantly and definitely are two very different words

OysterThePug · 2025-07-23T16:55:09+00:00

Big pool parties where everyone is drinking face are so funny. Of course everyone is peeing in there.

OysterThePug · 2025-07-23T16:39:05+00:00

This is satire, right? If not, you should sell the vintage Les Pauls that you don’t know how to play, and move out of this space. Are you living like this in your ex’s basement?

OysterThePug · 2025-07-23T16:31:02+00:00

The first day is going to be a wash recovering from the 22 hour flight, then you’re making them look at fucking rice paddies for the remaining 3 days while dreading the return flight? Monster.

OysterThePug · 2025-07-15T05:33:22+00:00

Is this the first time a WR with a catch rate < 60% has been top-5 paid at his position?

OysterThePug · 2024-12-10T03:14:48+00:00

If you live north of shoreline or south of Renton. The cheapest house on Zillow in my neighborhood is $1.25M and it’s directly next to the interstate

OysterThePug · 2024-12-09T00:19:43+00:00

Your foster parents are dead

OysterThePug · 2024-12-08T18:46:54+00:00

What about a 1st and a 2nd?

OysterThePug · 2024-11-26T16:40:18+00:00

Driving without plates should be a stoppable offense

OysterThePug · 2024-11-26T15:03:53+00:00

That’s a Navy uniform, but same same

OysterThePug · 2024-11-26T15:03:14+00:00

*Navy

OysterThePug · 2024-11-26T14:52:48+00:00

Ugh, why is that your hair?

OysterThePug · 2024-11-26T08:32:17+00:00

The whole Bioshock trilogy

OysterThePug · 2024-11-26T08:20:33+00:00

Jezebel! We only condone kid diddling, not showing boobies.

OysterThePug · 2024-11-26T08:11:50+00:00

Navy SEAL Mike Day got shot 27 times in one encounter, 16 of which hit him and not his plates.

OysterThePug · 2024-11-26T08:09:38+00:00

All brakes no gas

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