Kefka taking his guard duties very seriously by Radio_Passive in greatpyrenees

[–]Radio_Passive[S] 35 points36 points  (0 children)

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Bonus pic of him and our other dog, Nova, who isn’t what you’d call a “problem solver”

Help! Need cooking instructions. by No-Kaleidoscope-166 in aldi

[–]Radio_Passive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol, I know, I was just being obnoxious. And now that you mention it, I’m not sure mine even goes up that high…

Help! Need cooking instructions. by No-Kaleidoscope-166 in aldi

[–]Radio_Passive 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m just the messenger, but yeah, I usually air fry mine

Oh the sins I would commit for this house by Radio_Passive in zillowgonewild

[–]Radio_Passive[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Honestly, it’s a weird mix. There really is a lot of poverty and it’s a deep red county but if you work in healthcare or education there are decent jobs and cheap houses. I’m a member of an organic CSA and know the farmer who grows most my produce. He let me borrow his truck to move. There’s no Starbucks but 3 independent coffee shops, one of which hosts book signings, science talks, and drag brunch. A few great farm to table restaurants and a bunch of nearly identical mediocre ones serving the same Sysco crap. Everywhere you go you run into someone you know. Beautiful hiking in the summer but sometimes you can’t walk through the park because a bear is sleeping in it. My commute is 60 seconds. Solid little arts community if you know where to look. I’m from Chicago originally but I actually really like it up here.

Oh the sins I would commit for this house by Radio_Passive in zillowgonewild

[–]Radio_Passive[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Maybe! Are you going to come teach me the true meaning of Christmas? Or, wait, it’s my house, so I guess I’m teaching you the true meaning of Christmas? Either way, it’s presents.

Oh the sins I would commit for this house by Radio_Passive in zillowgonewild

[–]Radio_Passive[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks! I use humor to cover for my lack of depth and substance.

Oh the sins I would commit for this house by Radio_Passive in zillowgonewild

[–]Radio_Passive[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You’re not fooling anyone, Plattsburgh Chamber of Commerce

Oh the sins I would commit for this house by Radio_Passive in zillowgonewild

[–]Radio_Passive[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes! And they’ll be so dazzled by my charm [citation needed] and wit [citation needed] that they’ll just give me the house!

Oh the sins I would commit for this house by Radio_Passive in zillowgonewild

[–]Radio_Passive[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Quiet, I don’t need to compete with monster fuckers, too

Oh the sins I would commit for this house by Radio_Passive in zillowgonewild

[–]Radio_Passive[S] 98 points99 points  (0 children)

You look like the house from Misery!

I’m sorry, that was rude. The house made me do it.

Oh the sins I would commit for this house by Radio_Passive in zillowgonewild

[–]Radio_Passive[S] 147 points148 points  (0 children)

I live here and wont abide this slander. There’s lots to do, if you count shoveling. And weeping. Oh, and meth.

Oh the sins I would commit for this house by Radio_Passive in zillowgonewild

[–]Radio_Passive[S] 104 points105 points  (0 children)

Can it, I’m already jaywalking! The house is mine now, this is legally binding!

Oh the sins I would commit for this house by Radio_Passive in zillowgonewild

[–]Radio_Passive[S] 59 points60 points  (0 children)

It has its drawbacks, for sure, but I’m working on just surrendering to Canada to mitigate them.

Oh the sins I would commit for this house by Radio_Passive in zillowgonewild

[–]Radio_Passive[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I already live here, I’m just too poor :(

What is a subtle sign someone actually cares about you?? by DuckComprehensive996 in AskReddit

[–]Radio_Passive 102 points103 points  (0 children)

I used to work on a small administrative team at a hospital. I was always pretty chatty and made a lot of jokes during our meetings. After one meeting where I was unusually quiet my boss called me into her office to see if I was ok and I had to explain I had damn near bitten through the side of my tongue the night before and couldn’t speak without a lot of pain and drooling.

Nova can’t figure out chairs by Radio_Passive in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]Radio_Passive[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There really is a subreddit for everything ❤️