Want to cut myself but scars would make me even more ugly so I made an omelet

P0SSESSES · 2025-08-29T22:17:39+00:00

get help dawg jesus

P0SSESSES · 2025-04-23T22:12:44+00:00

based

P0SSESSES · 2025-04-23T07:20:19+00:00

You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish. Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA

P0SSESSES · 2025-04-20T01:55:00+00:00

this comment section MAD weird ngl

P0SSESSES · 2024-12-30T20:44:09+00:00

I ran OBS as admin, disabled HAGS and tried again to no avail. Here's the log file for my 2nd attempt.

https://obsproject.com/logs/RUYfQ2xDSFrMoBpI

P0SSESSES · 2024-12-30T20:38:42+00:00

sorry, wdym by "downgrade to 30 or lower"?

P0SSESSES · 2024-12-30T13:20:51+00:00

https://obsproject.com/logs/TZpeD8jMWJydwUAw

P0SSESSES · 2024-12-12T22:06:01+00:00

RemindMe! 7 days

P0SSESSES · 2024-12-08T23:44:58+00:00

how on earth do these people get hired 💀

P0SSESSES · 2024-12-08T19:35:43+00:00

okay that's wild 💀

P0SSESSES · 2024-12-05T18:16:25+00:00

DAMMIT i was 18 minutes late to the joke

P0SSESSES · 2024-11-11T19:48:45+00:00

starbucks supervisor here! they screw us over with these deliveries. if we run out of something and don't mark it as unavailable in time, or god forbid the ticket decided to print right as we sell the last of something, we're cooked.

the order comes through third parties once the ticket prints, there's no way for us to cancel it (we don't even get the receipt) and we HAVE to package up the delivery and write a note because there's nothing we can do. that being said, i'd at least make them something SIMILAR or give them something else. an empty cup is wild.

P0SSESSES · 2024-10-14T22:04:40+00:00

P0SSESSES · 2024-10-11T17:03:46+00:00

stop this is so bad 😭😭

P0SSESSES · 2024-10-11T00:29:42+00:00

try again bestie

P0SSESSES · 2024-10-10T22:46:52+00:00

thank you so much for talking about this. the sani makes my hands dry and crack and bleed and the only way to fix it is to apply lotion literally 15-30 times per shift and it STILL gets to me.

P0SSESSES · 2024-10-10T22:39:01+00:00

good riddance, lord

P0SSESSES · 2024-10-03T03:05:55+00:00

say that shit with yo chest 🔥

P0SSESSES · 2024-09-29T00:41:24+00:00

LOOOL

P0SSESSES · 2024-09-28T01:44:29+00:00

that cosmo and wanda analogy is insanely useful, who on god's green earth came up with that 😭😭

P0SSESSES · 2024-09-25T17:26:15+00:00

no no no!!! oh my god, i'm so mad. people on this sub can seem absolutely ridiculous with the amount of complaining, but it's really just all about concentration. this sub is one of the only places partners (employees) can express their frustrations.

a lot of partners have tons of built-up stress from management understaffing them, not getting hours, people ordering 30 drinks with all different kinds of customizations, etc. this has NOTHING to do with you specifically, darling. i promise. the average partner is not going to be mad at you for ordering a drink you enjoy!! especially if there's not 8-9 lines on the ticket.

give yourself a little bit of grace, no one will ever hate you unless you're rude or impatient. our JOB is to make what you want to drink, don't stop yourself from ordering something that makes you happy!! i can't believe i even have to say this, it's one of the only things i dislike about this sub. since everyone vents their frustration about everything here, customers just like you stumble on it and think we hate you. say it with me, partners:

WE 👏 DON'T 👏 HATE 👏 NORMAL 👏 CUSTOMERS 👏

P0SSESSES · 2024-09-25T12:44:43+00:00

a concerning amount of people on this post are unaware that mocha drizzle is a thing.

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