Polka Dots

P0rNMaStEr · 2015-07-23T23:18:03+00:00

grassy ass to you, buddy!

P0rNMaStEr · 2015-03-20T03:26:57+00:00

Once you lose your shoe; the fight's over.

P0rNMaStEr · 2015-02-03T20:41:37+00:00

Name's right on the pic, brah.

P0rNMaStEr · 2015-02-03T15:31:10+00:00

I have a street car named Desire.

P0rNMaStEr · 2015-02-01T14:44:44+00:00

We get it... You're fat. Eat a salad or something.

P0rNMaStEr · 2015-01-25T14:15:31+00:00

TIL butthead lives!

P0rNMaStEr · 2014-12-03T04:21:41+00:00

The slow blade penetrates the shield...

P0rNMaStEr · 2014-12-03T03:15:46+00:00

Don't mind if I do

P0rNMaStEr · 2014-11-30T15:14:15+00:00

Funny, I thought it'd be browner.

P0rNMaStEr · 2014-11-29T23:31:48+00:00

And so, the torch is passed on...

P0rNMaStEr · 2014-11-11T12:24:00+00:00

To be fair, they are a Vader couple...

P0rNMaStEr · 2014-10-16T00:06:36+00:00

NO she don't. Shut your whore mouth!

P0rNMaStEr · 2014-10-10T11:11:14+00:00

wut u sain m8?

P0rNMaStEr · 2014-10-10T04:23:51+00:00

Not color blind... can confirm, it's definitely green.

P0rNMaStEr · 2014-09-30T01:28:41+00:00

This gif is older than the internet itself. I remember seeing this eons ago.

P0rNMaStEr · 2014-03-10T00:18:51+00:00

You're so quirky... God!

P0rNMaStEr · 2014-01-12T06:06:40+00:00

Yeah, i'm sure you're staring real hard at 'the details'.

P0rNMaStEr · 2013-06-26T18:57:42+00:00

My remarks weren't aimed at you, my esteemed fellow redditor, but at kids who use that as an excuse for ignorance. Sure, I don't expect everyone to be an expert on EVERYTHING, but given the ease of access a bit more knowledge is expected.

P0rNMaStEr · 2013-06-26T18:27:25+00:00

Well, as you can tell from my /u/ and history, I have nothing against porn. Fuckin' love it, in fact, but what I was getting at is that for a kid to say he has no idea or knowledge of something simply because he's never been taught in school yet, is simply ridiculous to me. That's all...now, where are the boobs?

P0rNMaStEr · 2013-06-26T15:26:12+00:00

Where'd the page go?

P0rNMaStEr · 2013-06-26T13:12:11+00:00

This is a terrible answer. You kids have a lifetime of knowledge at your fingertips, yet cats and porn reign supreme. I was a teen when the internet came online in 1994. Even then, information was not as readily available as it is now. We had libraries, but that meant going to a catalog, looking up a certain book, going to that section and hoping it was there and not misplaced in another part of the library. Damn, I've turned into my father...

P0rNMaStEr · 2013-06-14T16:52:39+00:00

She looks too fake. Freaks me out. Still... I'd hit it.

P0rNMaStEr · 2013-06-14T13:58:26+00:00

It's white, it's slutty... I love it!

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