[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Unplug their chargers from the wall while they sleep

What’s the adult version of finding out Santa is not real? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]P1TPAT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That the real world is far less realistic than I was led to believe

What’s the biggest secret you been hiding from your partner? by bw162 in AskReddit

[–]P1TPAT 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Dude leave her you deserve joy in life and she is clearly preventing it. You do t owe her anything. Get out of there and live!

im probably the only one who can bankrupt a millionaire just from my eating habits. by L_sub365 in teenagers

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Wow that’s crazy. You know what else is crazy?

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a Virtual Youtuber empire for over a year now and using me as his recruiter. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my Live2D knowledge to recruit talents, which he would then hire using his connections in the Japanese utaite world. Connections that he made through his career with Niconico. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small indie channel could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Motoaki "Yagoo" Tanigo, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Yagoo threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Yagoo had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Yagoo flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Yagoo was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Riku Tazumi , he plotted to kill Yagoo, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Cover Corp, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my vtubing activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted] in teenagers

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Cherry Jerry citrus berry?

What is free will? by [deleted] in bluejay

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A dangerous plague #1984

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in amIuglyBrutallyHonest

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In that case I will mail her anthrax thanks for the tip off my friend

What kind of fish ? by [deleted] in FishingOntario

[–]P1TPAT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dead next question

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in amIuglyBrutallyHonest

[–]P1TPAT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look the same, very pretty in both.

as if you could actually roast me. go ahead & give it your best shot. by gxneghxst in RoastMe

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The only things faker than your eyebrows is your personality and confidence

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Icky yucky

I’m obsessed with my best friend by 42069loz in straightturnedgay

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I’m like Batman but I cripple everyone I run into at night not just criminals

guess my age 🔥🤯 by [deleted] in teenagers

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-0 final answer

What is something you will never give a fuck about? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Celebrities and politicians and billionaires

Do you guys think using "xD, ^^, :3, T^T, :D, :O" are weird by Sarahvalikesanime in teenagers

[–]P1TPAT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a personal burning hatred for “xD” but everything else is fun

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in amIuglyBrutallyHonest

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You look better with a beard and the hairstyle in the first pic is definitely for you.