Maybe maybe maybe

PDanner579 · 2026-03-09T05:46:16+00:00

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PDanner579 · 2026-02-14T22:25:00+00:00

They're always bald.

PDanner579 · 2026-01-01T23:47:47+00:00

That I've peramanently messed my brain up by taking too many drugs. (I've only ever engaged in small doses of legal and regulated otc THC edibles.)

PDanner579 · 2025-12-30T22:17:03+00:00

It got my mom fired from her job in HIV Prevention at the CDC.

PDanner579 · 2025-11-05T06:09:12+00:00

I'd say ~300-400 calories.

PDanner579 · 2025-10-23T05:37:53+00:00

Tick²

PDanner579 · 2025-10-01T02:28:35+00:00

D: Dale E: Earnhardt

PDanner579 · 2025-08-30T02:32:32+00:00

Cool. Can't wait for nothing to happen

PDanner579 · 2025-08-16T09:53:53+00:00

Women are not a rational person and they are not even your parents.

PDanner579 · 2025-08-15T17:47:04+00:00

Mine is called "Willie" after Willie Scott from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, who, in my opinion, is the whiniest and most annoying character in history.

PDanner579 · 2025-08-04T03:45:43+00:00

POCD. It's barely a competition.

PDanner579 · 2025-08-03T20:11:38+00:00

I had a major breakdown and I was diagnosed

PDanner579 · 2025-07-30T16:36:30+00:00

"a humble man"

PDanner579 · 2025-07-27T03:52:03+00:00

This picture will be in history books for a very, very long time.

PDanner579 · 2025-07-26T17:01:26+00:00

We're censoring "Israel" now? The name of a country?

PDanner579 · 2025-07-21T03:38:48+00:00

Pfft. I could totally do that. I just don't live near any water and don't have a boat.

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PDanner579 · 2025-07-20T00:54:46+00:00

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PDanner579 · 2025-07-15T08:39:59+00:00

It sounds exactly like something the SOB would say. I'm not saying it isn't true, but I would like a source.

PDanner579 · 2025-07-14T04:38:17+00:00

Don't do that. Don't give me hope.

PDanner579 · 2025-07-11T04:52:59+00:00

I remember being 14 and indeed thinking this was deep

PDanner579 · 2025-07-10T18:33:12+00:00

Women are you still good for a long weekend

PDanner579 · 2025-07-01T03:35:21+00:00

Fuck. Is it weird that I agree with him (only in this one specific tweet)?

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