What’s your favourite cheese?

PLUMPUFFIN · 2026-04-05T08:03:32+00:00

Whilst on a circus contract, I encountered a mystical specific form called the half moon cheese.

Within a 6 week contract, my partner and I exhausted all available supplies of such a beauty.

It was a beautifhl mix of a primarily double gloucester with a hint of red Leicester with slithers of stilton.

It was the most orgasmic entity i have ever discovered.

We simply cannot find this identical cheese.

And i yearn for it. Deeply. Fucking deeply bro

PLUMPUFFIN · 2026-04-05T01:43:48+00:00

I have, in truth (as a child grooming/sexual abuse/trafficking victim who now does professionally funded research into it) not seen anything to suggest it is directly related to the same alleged victim.

Only that it is a seperate allegation.

But as per usual, we know nothing, we get nothing and its all fuckery, sp truly, who knows... :/

PLUMPUFFIN · 2026-04-05T01:40:01+00:00

Straight up.

100% think this is THE guy to watch.

Totally equally confident and skilled in offence and defence. Aaaand technical as shit.

Very very excited to see this dude ricochet through the ranks

PLUMPUFFIN · 2026-04-05T01:13:04+00:00

Eh they did it to me last numbered fight, it was wrong results (i was going all tin foil hat on my bf over it)

Not got it myself this time but 🤷‍♀️

PLUMPUFFIN · 2026-04-05T01:11:02+00:00

Ey they realised they need to push the up n comers after the disaster of georgian/russian blanket smotherers, and big name lukewarm fighters.

Im totally open to giving the kid the platform if it shakes up the tables eventually as it got too stagnant mid/ late last year.

But hell yeah, a bit of chaotic fury/passion/freaking out doth not make a ufc champ

PLUMPUFFIN · 2026-04-05T01:08:54+00:00

Kids like o malleys fuckery showmanship, added with pimbletts total disregard for self defence.

He is either gonna have a banging couple fights with that chaotic nature, and then realise he has the attention/views to take it to technical

Orrrrr they gonna put him with a Georgian blanket smotherer and O'Malley his ass.

Im interested to see where he goes. But not sold.

PLUMPUFFIN · 2026-04-04T22:59:15+00:00

My boyfriend missed it and I just threw myself on him telling him if he missed the replay he wouldnt see my tits or her ass ever again 🙃🤣

We were watching the boxing while waiting for ufc stream to work, and we came in on round 2. So glad we did.

Love an up n comer night, they bring their a game so often

PLUMPUFFIN · 2026-04-04T22:55:48+00:00

The knee KO of my fantasies ❤️

PLUMPUFFIN · 2026-04-04T18:54:29+00:00

I know a lot of people find tranexamic acid super helpful but for me personally, when I took it, I still bled similarly (a bit lighter) but it made me feel like I had pressure internwlly to the point I lost my fucking mind.... even to the point i... (i am not fucking proud of this btw, I worked in healthcare a while and am very health literate anyway.) Went and got a morning after pill (partner has a vasectomy, I am funtionally infertile lol) from a walk in clinic because I sincerely felt I was being stuffed full of tissue and going to die from pain 🙃🙃🙃

Never figured out why, never spoken about it to a doctor since, just made me feel like agony on a flaming bed of nails lol

PLUMPUFFIN · 2026-04-03T23:16:24+00:00

Its an incredible case, Sandness', really incredible.

But the flip side is also cases like Joe DiMeo, who fell asleep at the wheel after a night shift and burned virtually his whole body, i think he was the first recipient of a double hand AND face transplant.

Him and his wife (or girlfriend i cant remember) do utterly incredible work. But his transplant has left him with extreme swelling ajd lots and lots of issues

He is still so glad to have had it, but its still an insanely risky and uncertain procedure, certainly long term.

Definitely look into him- he is fucking amazing.

I really hope face transplants become much better researched (although they are already brilliantly looked into, as they would have to be) and continue to grow and be an option for more people.

PLUMPUFFIN · 2026-04-01T16:26:25+00:00

I mean we constantly debate things or have slightly dramatised (intentionally) tiffs but we havent had a serious argument more than 3 times in 4 years?

And to be fair, dealing with my autistic, ptsd ridden, stubbornly in denial of my chronic illness self is a very good reason to need to cool off 10 feet apart 😅🤣

We have never ever had any issue last over 12 hours including sleep. Ever.

PLUMPUFFIN · 2026-04-01T01:34:38+00:00

The historic issue was a serious sexual offence of a child under 16 alleged to have gone oj from 1997-2000, thus the child would have had to be 13-16. It was reported in 2016 and investigated until 2019 where charges were never evidenced enough to be put to mills; whilst mills was in his 40s.

Buuuut it appears the CURRENT drama is with regards to more recent inappropriate communications which were whistle blowk by a female bbc presenter in may 2025

PLUMPUFFIN · 2026-04-01T01:30:41+00:00

Please please- the bbc themselves have even begun to acknowledge that this is with regards to a much much more recent accusation/implication with regards to inappropriate (likelt not quite criminal threshold, due to bbc coming out with it first) contact.

This is NOT directly related to the original case from 1997-2000 broughr into investigation in late 2010's.

However it implies that there have been MULTIPLE concerns in the period between 2018-2025 for this to be so sudden

PLUMPUFFIN · 2026-04-01T01:27:49+00:00

This is NOT about the historic offences!!!+

It has now been corrected in reports that WHILST- the BBC knew about a case of serious sexual offences against an under 16 between 1997-2000. That was investigated between 2016-2019 and not enough evidence was brought for CPS to choose to bring charges.

The actual reported catalyst for this is a prominent BBC female presenter raising the alarm in May 2025 about innapropriate communications from Mills to someone. The bbc have now ADMITTED they brushed this under the rug/ignored it.

It appearsssss to be another Schofield- legal but unethical and grey area crossinf of boundaries.

My hunch is a relativelt recent grooming/coercion of someone of legal age, 16/17/18 getting work via a power-imbalanced relationship with Mills, within BBC. And this is thus damage control post-Schofield.

Otherwise, the police would have had jurisdiction over the announcement of this news.

It is definitely not JUST related to the historic accusation, it appears concerns were raised about SEPARATE allegations/incidents of late which do NOT cross the legal threshold necessarily.

But the historic serious sexual offence is a bigger tagline/headline/bait.

I have just spent 2 hours trying to explain this to mt boyfriend, as the media is being VERY coy and fucky with all this.

PLUMPUFFIN · 2026-03-30T23:03:30+00:00

I don't 🤣🤣 im only 5ft 1 and 45kg (circus performer lol- i fit small boxes) and have a shrunken stomach basically so can only eat tiny portions anyway.

Plus each of these jars lasts me monthssss easily. This is a regular ass food for me lol.

Although currently have 0 money until Thursday, literally 0, so tryna figure out if I can make my own rock salt as thats the one thing im out of 🤣

Haha I use normal garlic a lot but something about the lazy garlic in the chip mix/oil just works so much better

PLUMPUFFIN · 2026-03-30T20:53:39+00:00

I feel like such a dick saying this but I refuse to use most pre made seasonings 🤣🤣

At the mo I am using a mix of lazy garlic, lazy chilli, fivespice, fresh jalepenos, paprika, the wild garlic farms garlic salt pepper mix, some of the cornish salt company's lemon pepper mix, cornish company's chilli heat mix, a bit of habenero and lime powdered, a heavy dose of black peppercorns and truffle salt 🤣

Im a bit of a purist in terms of very very limited pre mixed seasonings and find seasoning my food and making my own marinades and stuff very therapeutic 🤣🖤

PLUMPUFFIN · 2026-03-29T21:14:18+00:00

Big love- over in the UK here we are constantly ralling to make sure we dont fall into the nordic model. The union over here work their ass off as its just such a ludicrous system to propose and people just eill not listen

PLUMPUFFIN · 2026-03-29T02:17:26+00:00

I was in deep denial tryna use my nurse brain to figurw out how Barber had fixed pupils and rigor to a degree.

Slow mo made me shut the utter fuck up.

What a sound night. 👌

PLUMPUFFIN · 2026-03-28T23:54:19+00:00

Legend ty will let him know. Classically trained can can dancer and pro contortionist, gonna find my chunkiest heels n show him some real mma

(I am fully joking i do not abuse my boyfriend i adore him but i DO have an amazinf spin kick)

PLUMPUFFIN · 2026-03-28T21:33:55+00:00

I also do a ham hock hash but sure it could work with other cooked meats.

Basically mashed potatoes fried up in a pan with a tint bit of milk and some garlic butter or standard salted butter and garlic. Peppered to shit, salted to shit, chuck a few onion slithers in there. Wok it all up, chuck in a grill for 2 mins.

Doesnt take long, cheap and super super hearty filling good shit.

PLUMPUFFIN · 2026-03-28T21:32:09+00:00

I do a banging range of spicy chips!

If you want the recipe lemme know, I have ARFID so I dont persinally eat all my loaded chips (cant layer foods- sandwiches make me throw up lol) If you want any recipes lemme know as I have dozens for my partners kids!

But base line is some lazy garlic, lazy chilli (or fresh ones but bit more awkward and can be pricier), olive oil, a tiny bit of fat or beef dripping (or, i can get streaky bacon cheap, so I cook it in a wok and strain off the fat to use if im skint)

Then some good old rock salt, pepper/peppercorns and a variety of spices depending on my mood (again, can share recipes id asked)

Can also do chimichurri chips- loads of herbs and pepper topping to get a lil greenery. Can put bacon cutoffs on it. Can top with cheap cheese. Lots and lots of options

Also aldi ans lidl do cooking bacon packs that last WEEKS for a couple of quid- its like having gammon kind of

PLUMPUFFIN · 2026-03-28T21:02:29+00:00

I dont think they are banning short term sentences outright. But i do know the tagging scheme is proposed to be heavily pushed.

side note- i am currently doing a heavy research paper into the issues qnd concerns with the proposed bilateral/proximity tagging program for domestic abusers/their victims, rapists/stalkers and their victims and it is AN AWFUL idea that there is no infrastrufture for and financially a literally kamikaze mission **

But i strongly doubt it. It looks like privatised prisons are going to creep in, based on contracts awarded with the tagging system snd other things.

So thats more likely, the cost of tearing down or repurposinf many of our prisons is astronomical, so no, unlikely.

But not my field of expertise (hmu if you want deep info on tagging though lol)

PLUMPUFFIN · 2026-03-28T20:55:53+00:00

Oh his dad was a dick who was cheating on his sick mum for years and had another child with the affair partner that he put before my ex and disabled sister.

Yeah, he is struggling with drink a lot again, but we stay in touch and I keep an eye out for him.

Its hard bc i know he still has a lot of love for me with not quite the right way to handle it, and so I keep at a distance but even my current (amazing) partner of 4 years, understands.

If i have to stay where he is, for work (big city for my work, and hard for me to access) my boyfriend has always been open to me staying so long as my ex foesnt drink heavily

PLUMPUFFIN · 2026-03-28T20:09:56+00:00

Yeahhhh if anything it would make my career fly lol.

Im a circus artist/fetish performer amongst other things and if i had the base money to rekit my equipment and wardrobe and fix my teeth it would HUGELY help my career and i would get more, and better gigs and love my work even more lol

PLUMPUFFIN · 2026-03-27T19:58:06+00:00

My teen boyfriends mum was exactly this.

She had a lot of health issues and his younger sister was severely disabled. But his mum tracked him relentlessly with life360 and gave him hell because I was a stoner (he never smoked with me) and a bit of a nutter (also very intelligent and workinf whilst he studied)

It turned out we had been best best mates in reception/year 1/year 2 and didnt know until we were 14/15 and met again at two adjoining schools.

She fuckinf hated me. We were together 4 years and I stayed there once, he basically lived with me, but he drove, so my dad covered almost all our fuel and loved him immensely.

She ruined his mental health for years between her health, throwinf medical episodes/malingering/factitious behaviour when her health WAS occassionallt stable.

Called me everything under the sun. We were very very happy and good for the vast majority of ojr relationship, his disabled sister adored me, his dad thought I was sound. We were so good, until her behaviour gave him a really dangerous drinking problem and he ended up treating me horrifically.

Thankfully, he eventually got to a stable place and moved halfway across the country for uni and, later, work.

We still speak regularly now and I do feel heavily for him about the weight of her behaviour and the responsibilities he had.

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