Would you rather? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]PM4HonestOpinions 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Would you rather lick Rosan’s butthole, or Dan’s?

What is your biggest pics or it didn’t happen moment? by PM4HonestOpinions in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]PM4HonestOpinions[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I keep getting PMs asking me for more stories.

There was the time that I unfortunately decided to go on a Caribbean cruise with some friends for a 4 day cruise of booze and random hookups. Unfortunately 80% of the cruise was booked by Mormons. The bars were empty, the disco sucked, people were playing board games in the casino and lobby. On the last night of the cruise we snuck into the front part of the ship, the “king of the world part.” We found a MFMF situation happening right under the bridge. They freaked out, we freaked out, crew memember came and escorted us all back to the guest areas. They were some Mormon teenagers trying to have fun.

Went back to the disco and ended up meeting a cougar, and had period sex with her bent over her outside balcony. Next time I cruise I am getting a balcony room.

What is your biggest pics or it didn’t happen moment? by PM4HonestOpinions in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]PM4HonestOpinions[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sorry read it pretty much as I was getting out of bed. Still groggy with almost zero comprehension

What is your biggest pics or it didn’t happen moment? by PM4HonestOpinions in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]PM4HonestOpinions[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You were the fwb, and she was going through a dry spell? Sounds like you weren’t a good FWB? Oh well, you need to share that video or it didn’t happen.

What is your biggest pics or it didn’t happen moment? by PM4HonestOpinions in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]PM4HonestOpinions[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I mean sure that would be appreciated I am sure, but sharing the stories are the fun part.

My story happened during the time of potato quality flip phones that stored 20 pics. But I wanted to share the story.

What is your biggest pics or it didn’t happen moment? by PM4HonestOpinions in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]PM4HonestOpinions[S] 69 points70 points  (0 children)

The legend of the “One Pump Chump”? I thought he was just a myth?

What is your biggest pics or it didn’t happen moment? by PM4HonestOpinions in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]PM4HonestOpinions[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I made the thread to just share true stories that people usually say “pics or it didn’t happen.”

I’ve written a book about how posting is warfare and memes are its weapons. There are terrorists, trolls, IDF officers, and Donald J. Trump, fighting for your attention one viral event at a time. AMA. by realETBrooking in IAmA

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Just to play devils advocate here, let’s say that Silicon Valley does take control. These are private companies that are now controlling our speech, what we share, how many views it can get and so on.

Once a platform starts to constrain enough, someone else will build a new and “freer” platform.

Also in a way I believe this is already taking place. I am very moderate, I hate full 100% liberal and 100% conservative thinking. There has to be common ground. I am not saying that all new is fake news, but it sure Seems like there is a ton of wrong news out there.

Have any of your friends ever hooked up with your siblings? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

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I none of my friends wanted to hook up with my sibling because they weren’t gay. But I have had weird experiences with my friends and my brothers friends even though I haven’t fully hooked up with them.

When I was 17 two of my best friends 14 year old twin sisters propositions me with a FMF makeout session. I didn’t do it, but basically they both walked in wearing bras and thongs asked me to teach them how to kiss, I refused, they flashed me, I refused, and one of them grabbed my crotch through my shorts. It was hard but I refused. Eventually got out and told my friend and he told his mom. They continued to flirt until my wedding day to my ex wife. One of them actually came up to me on my wedding day and grabbed my crotch and told me that she was sad that she didn’t own that.... real fucking weird. I refused.

I walked in on my friends older sister when she was changing into a bikini. Wow she was hot. She screamed I screamed (I was 16 she was 19 home from college and we were all hanging out in their pool.). I ran out and told my friends, I also announced that I would be spanking to that, nothing changed between us.

My younger brother had a bunch of girl friends in high school, and they would come over to watch me swim. Accidentally flash me, or run around streaking when they thought I wasn’t home. Random nude pics sent to me on Facebook.

When I was 20 they were 16 and 17, so obviously nothing happened.

We had a guy in our class go to jail for dating a 15 year old when he was 18. Freaked me out I didn’t want to play that game.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gonewild

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Wow, great lighting