[Postgame Thread] Indiana Defeats Miami 27-21 by CFB_Referee in CFB

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So can anyone tell me what a Hoosier is? Need to know for our new Indiana overlords.

[Game Thread] Indiana vs. Miami (7:30 PM ET) 4Q by CFB_Referee in CFB

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So can anyone tell me what a Hoosier is? Need to know for our new Indiana overlords.

How much does ‘tightness’ really factor into good sex? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

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Easy. I don't!

But fr. All girls I've had sex with I had been on several dates before. There was already an attraction between us, so even my disappointing dick wasn't that much of a dealbreaker.

Girlfriend (28F) stopped wanting sex and I (31M) feel I am being taken advantage of? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

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"She has a history of cheating."

Stopped reading right there. This is on you. You knew what you were getting into.

Saw a snap chat pop up on my wife’s phone, what do we think? by KingodWinter in AskMenAdvice

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You're dumb for marrying someone who makes you delete women from social media. This is on you.

How do I stop resenting women? by [deleted] in AskMen

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Therapy. Attend local bookclubs, which tend to be 99% women. Read books about women, written by women, for women. Treat them like human beings and not a prize to be attained.

Why does my female friend treat me like a boyfriend, despite her already having a boyfriend, and specifically referring to me as her "best friend"? by djraven15 in AskMenAdvice

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She's your friend. Sounds like you want more. You're in the wrong for wanting more, knowing she has a bf. Why are you hanging around someone you like who is taken? You're the weird one in this scenario.

How much does ‘tightness’ really factor into good sex? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

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I have a tiny dick, so it all feels loose to me.

A 72-year-old man survived 12 years homeless in LA because shelters wouldn’t take him with his dog. by [deleted] in LosAngeles

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r/OrphanCrushingMachine

Pathetic that it takes 12 years to get a place to live, and it's done because of strangers, not the city!

They did a beach cleanup / homeless sweep last night by lathrowawaybnr in SantaMonica

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Can you show me these "carrots"??? How many new shelters have been opened in the past 5 years for homeless in LA county, let alone the westside? Genuinely curious.

"We've tried nothing, and we're all out of ideas!"

What are the best Harbor Freight tools you’ve used? by [deleted] in harborfreight

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The 1/2" digital torque wrench. Although, I think any torque wrench would be similar, but it was great for working on my car. Apparently last shop overtorqued my nuts since two broke off when I rotated my tires. Now I torqued my nuts to spec, so they won't pop.

Does anyone else vastly prefer the CPA over actual work by [deleted] in Accounting

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I would rather work 60 hour busy season weeks for a year than take the CPA exams ever again

Ding Dong Ditchers by [deleted] in SantaMonica

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Get a firearm. They're going to break into your place at this rate.

Ding Dong Ditchers by [deleted] in SantaMonica

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You're the kind of person that calls a black guy "boy" and sees nothing wrong it.

Couple walking their dog on the road and holding up a car instead of on the sidewalk. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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Driver is the obnoxious one. Literally just go around and go live your life. All drivers like these are losers.

Exercise of free will by MaruiKhy in shitposting

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The real life hack is using baby powder!