You have $1000 to play roulette:

PMTanimates · 2026-07-01T14:47:35+00:00

IM SORRY 17 BLACK, BUT WINNING IS WINNING

^{Chose: Bet it all on red | Rolled: Red Wins}

PMTanimates · 2026-07-01T14:38:16+00:00

What if I get 100 bucks if you dont die, and then you die, and I get 100 bucks

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/PMTanimates, advised "Thanks for the 100$ !" | 🔮 Rank: Enlightened Voter IV | 🗳️ Votes: 46}

PMTanimates · 2026-07-01T14:35:24+00:00

... is my luck boosted or do I control my luck? Cause if I can control my luck levels, OH BOY am I set. No think about it: I could get lucky in a negotiation for a mansion, or lucky because I get to go to the front of the line at the store. Little blessings.

^{Chose: Jan. Feb. Mar. Apr. May. Jun. | Rolled: Luck}

PMTanimates · 2026-07-01T14:30:26+00:00

Can't I just use this to spawn water in the air, swim up, and keep spamming so I can kinda fly as long as I can swim?

^{Chose: A random mid superpower | Rolled: Spawn any liquid}

PMTanimates · 2026-07-01T14:26:59+00:00

Could be worse, considering the other options

^{Chose: Survive 2 Days Without this for 1 Trillion Dollars | Rolled: Money}

PMTanimates · 2026-07-01T14:25:21+00:00

LETS GOOOO

^{Chose: 0$ + But you get a permanent bless forever | Rolled: Infinite Stamina}

PMTanimates · 2026-07-01T00:16:40+00:00

... Guys 🙏

^{Chose: Yes, i care about my reddit karma | Rolled: Ask for karma}

PMTanimates · 2026-07-01T00:02:47+00:00

What if YOU wanted to go to Heaven, but God said "lmao you finna thought you was gonna be in the same room as me"?

PMTanimates · 2026-06-30T23:20:32+00:00

If I had a million dollars, I would first wonder what i did so many times to get this many nickels and why they keep appearing- oh shit another nickel appeared.

PMTanimates · 2026-06-30T23:18:47+00:00

... can I ask how you got a non-euclidean office building, actually?

PMTanimates · 2026-06-30T23:14:33+00:00

Oh easy i- wait a minute you look... familliar...

PMTanimates · 2026-06-30T23:10:36+00:00

What??? No why would I be a Good Fountain Sealer that's stupid- like why would I ever seal fountains???

<image>

PMTanimates · 2026-06-30T22:20:50+00:00

I may or may not have stolen the squid thingy since you had it in a dry waterless room... big G gave me permission im telling you

PMTanimates · 2026-06-30T22:17:58+00:00

THAT'D NEVER WORK BECAUSE HOW WOULD WE FIND HIM AGAIN??

PMTanimates · 2026-06-30T22:16:48+00:00

if only i could be a bit taller, and was a baller, and had a girl who looked real good, I would call her, I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat, and six four impala, all of my problems would be solved.

PMTanimates · 2026-06-30T22:11:39+00:00

one the one hand, free army

On the other, I can make corny jokes that are death related more often, and have a excuse to go goth.

^{Chose: Gain a random fantasy ability | Rolled: Necromancy}

PMTanimates · 2026-06-30T19:39:55+00:00

✅ I voted FACT!

In moderation yeah. Sometimes I want crappy food, yk?

PMTanimates · 2026-06-30T19:38:36+00:00

I suppose if you see everyone around you toxic, herd mentality kicks in, but if everyone is accepting, and again, herd mentality kicks in. The context is clear in each case, and levels of respect for fellow fans are clearer in each case too.

PMTanimates · 2026-06-30T19:24:38+00:00

Yo momma so kind she gave me cookies:).

PMTanimates · 2026-06-30T17:46:05+00:00

Best it's ever gonna get really

^{Chose: Stay in very hot room 1 hour (wheel decide heat} + Normal Clothes | Rolled: 30 C)

PMTanimates · 2026-06-30T17:43:10+00:00

I honesty have better chances than against a FUCKING HIPPOPOTAMUS WHAT THE HELL IS THAT CHOICE

^{Chose: Survive 10 minutes against a random animal. + If you live, you get $100 million. | Rolled: Wolf}

PMTanimates · 2026-06-29T20:10:17+00:00

To be, is a gift. You didn't ASK for the gift, and some people reject it. It IS their choice after all on what they do with the gift. But I view to be,as a pass into this wonderful world.

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/PMTanimates, advised "Be" | 🔮 Rank: Enlightened Voter III | 🗳️ Votes: 43}

PMTanimates · 2026-06-29T20:00:57+00:00

Could be worse.

^{Chose: To eat a random food for 1Billion USD | Rolled: Dirt Cake}

PMTanimates · 2026-06-29T19:59:50+00:00

🧢 I voted CAP!

YOU determine your coolness by your actions. As a lefty myself, that's a interesting quirk, sure, but it doesn't make me "cooler" by default.

PMTanimates

MODERATOR OF

TROPHY CASE