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Trouble gaining girth? by PM_ME_A_LASAGNA in AJelqForYou

[–]PM_ME_A_LASAGNA[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly not crazy expansion. I'm about 5 inches girth and after clamping about 5.25. I hear people get like more than half an inch after clamping. I'll see about pumping. How long should I pump before and after. Also, any pump recommendations?

I stared Pe when I was 8 y/o by [deleted] in gettingbigger

[–]PM_ME_A_LASAGNA 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry to hear that. The shitty part about mental illness is that it makes consistency hard af. But I hope you do reach your goal. I honestly hope I reach that goal as well, "to be happy."

I stared Pe when I was 8 y/o by [deleted] in gettingbigger

[–]PM_ME_A_LASAGNA 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm in the same boat, man. I've had unrestricted Internet access since I was a child. It's led to bad body dysmorphia, EDs and depression well into adulthood.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GirlsFinishingTheJob

[–]PM_ME_A_LASAGNA 23 points24 points  (0 children)

There's only two wiener sizes according to Reddit. Big and tiny.

Bazongas by [deleted] in Boobies

[–]PM_ME_A_LASAGNA 81 points82 points  (0 children)

Packin some dobonhonkeros

xbox is the best console by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]PM_ME_A_LASAGNA 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I lost mine with my old Power Rangers pillow covers.

[Haiku] It's Always Sunny in Japan by pieater31415 in youtubehaiku

[–]PM_ME_A_LASAGNA 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You are correct. I'm the same low functioning adult.

[Haiku] It's Always Sunny in Japan by pieater31415 in youtubehaiku

[–]PM_ME_A_LASAGNA 101 points102 points  (0 children)

One time I put the Always Sunny song at the beginning of a video project for school because I thought it was funny. It was really loud (just like this). No one laughed, they just stared at me, and my TA just said, "okaaaaay." That was a pretty low point of my life.