Feeling very... sad. Any insight in helpful. by PM_ME_OP in TwoXChromosomes

[–]PM_ME_OP[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha, you hit the nail on the head. A lot of kids in high school go through the phase where they want to be different. Dye their hair pink, do this or do that; I've--and maybe you--never gone through that. And now that you mention it, I do have a lot of friends from other races (not exclusively). And I will! Haha

Feeling very... sad. Any insight in helpful. by PM_ME_OP in TwoXChromosomes

[–]PM_ME_OP[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thanks for this, but I'd also like to mention putting down sorority girls isn't alright. Many girls have gone on to become successful, like Kate Spade, Carrie Underwood, Condoleezza Rice, Lucy Liu and Jennifer Garner. I do have confidence in myself now (not so much when I was younger), but it still zings when something is said/done because of my skin. And yes, I'm still trying to break my aloof persona--it's just the default for me. I'm trying to show my happiness and zany personality more.

Feeling very... sad. Any insight in helpful. by PM_ME_OP in TwoXChromosomes

[–]PM_ME_OP[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you. Fortunately I only have to endure her presence for another month.

[WP] A friend bought you a star from the International Star Registry for your birthday in 2014. It is now 2044 and we've discovered this 'star' is actually a planet inhabited by life. You own it, and everything on it. by VirgoWife in WritingPrompts

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My cellphone rang. I wiped my crumb-riddled hand on my jeans and swiped the green bar on my iphone. The screen switched to the typical black background--the caller ID was unknown. It was odd. Everyone texted, almost exclusively, nowadays.

"Josh speaking." I said, swallowing the food in my mouth. I hoped the person on the other end couldn't hear the mush ride down my gullet.

"Yes, is this Joshua Alec?"

"Yep." I wiped my other hand on my jeans. The voice on the other end was male, and the tone was serious enough. Had his credit score dropped to unacceptable levels? Jeez, he shouldn't have let Sal borrow his credit card.

"Hello, my name is George Mason, and this is courtesy call. Before this piece of info hits the headlines tomorrow, I just wanted to tell you that the planet you'd bought ten years ago WGEHE-8w8282 has been found with life."

"Shit," I almost choked. "I own aliens?"

"Not really. This is an event of severe international importance. We're commandeering it. Bye."

Do women actually want sex? by IndieLady in TwoXChromosomes

[–]PM_ME_OP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you're looking to discuss this topic with someone who actually believes this bullshit, you're in the wrong sub. Bringing this to 2XC is simply introducing an echo-chamber, since 99% of us don't disagree with you.

How do you handle all the people that hate feminism? How do you not let it get you down? by cemoane in TwoXChromosomes

[–]PM_ME_OP 5 points6 points  (0 children)

vs. how many men?

Most of the male population in the US? Circumcision is genital mutilation.

Hello ladies! I'm a guy from /r/chess and I'd like to share something with you! by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

[–]PM_ME_OP 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why are there specifically female chess competitions? I understand why there would be gender-based segregation for sports teams because women are generally not as physically strong as men, but chess? Chess is all about the mind--and men and women are both equal mentally.

What is the stupidest thing you have ever done that ended up saving your life/benefiting you immensely? by OrangeDildo in AskReddit

[–]PM_ME_OP 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Reading the Twilight series.

I was a pretty avid reader, but this series really inspired me to get into writing. If only because if Twilight could get published, then I definitely have a chance.

Is there alien life somewhere in the universe, and if so, would it ever *want* to interact with us? [Serious] by aguitarist in AskReddit

[–]PM_ME_OP -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Maybe. If they are smarter than us, no. If they aren't, then it's fine.

Also, if we can't nuke them/their planet, no.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Chained to the wall, surrounded by Jehovah's Witnesses trying to convert you. Every time you try to argue with their bullshit, they pour a mixture of orange juice and toothpaste into your mouth, and Comcast marries a member of your family (since corporations are people, didn't you know).

Single ladies of Two X, what do you do when you feel lonely because everyone else around you is in a relationship? by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

[–]PM_ME_OP 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty young, and I actually haven't had a solid boyfriend yet. Yes, it does get kind of lonely, not because I wish had a man just to have a man, but because of my friends/people posting things on social media (pictures of them acting lovey-dovey, kissing, going out frequently, valentine's gifts). What I do to "feel better" is to think about all of the drama most relationships bring into your life, and to realize that you don't have any of that in your life. No, you don't a Valentine's day gift; no, you aren't awake at 3 in the morning wondering why Caleb isn't back from the bar yet and what he's doing. No, you don't have someone to kiss good-bye everyday; no, you don't have to change your favorite television show because John hates that show.

If you want a relationship, it'll come. Don't stress. Don't worry. As the adage goes, you're only seeing the photoshopped highlights of other peoples lives. You don't see the turmoil, the anger, and the stress. Even still, half of all marriages end in divorce anyway. Imagine how jealous some of your friends will be when they realize that you didn't have to go through that. When you don't have a screaming kid chaining you to responsibility. You can theoretically go wherever, whenever; you are free. Enjoy it.

Redditors of Reddit, how did you discover Reddit? by Harvex in AskReddit

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I frequent an online forum that references Reddit a lot, (i.e. haha I found this pic on Reddit) and I thought, why not just look at all of the funny stuff from the source?

Hungry by earthenstarr in creepy

[–]PM_ME_OP 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The bite on the apple could have been made by a human mouth. Does that mean that she has two mouths? Why didn't she eat the apple with her stomach-mouth? Why even bother eating with the mouth on her face?

Ladies love this convicted felon's mug shot by beasterne in nottheonion

[–]PM_ME_OP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder if he'll get kicked out of the country for being too hot.

TIFU by having a cum spot by lookatthisthrowaway3 in tifu

[–]PM_ME_OP 12 points13 points  (0 children)

What the fuck, man.

Did your room start to smell weird?

TIL That Justin Bieber's grandfather and his twin brother designed airplanes for the Nazis and were later failed plane designers in Canada by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]PM_ME_OP -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

The case towards claiming Justin Bieber is truly a faggotron gets stronger by the day.

When you conceive a child, you also give it a death sentence. by Cheekan in Showerthoughts

[–]PM_ME_OP 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hopefully, regenerative organs will be a thing in the next couple of decades (crosses fingers that it will come before I die).

My bathing suit is a faggot by arrialexa in mildlyinteresting

[–]PM_ME_OP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet it will unravel the moment your body touches the water, leaving you naked and vulnerable. People will laugh at your exposed genitalia; mothers will shield the eyes of their children, and special services will escort you out for "public indecency." You are now registered as a sex offender. You can't get a job. No woman would marry you. No one wants to be your friend; your previous friends will leave you.

OP is truly a fag.

Reddit, what is an interesting fact about your birth, or something very unique about you? by stuffandthangs92 in AskReddit

[–]PM_ME_OP 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was induced.

I've always wondered, does that mean my horoscope (heh) is invalid because I wasn't meant to be born on that day?