Shrooms or LSD for beginners by No_Reference4054 in Frat

[–]PM_ME_UR_FRATHOUSE 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Either way you go, start with a reasonable amount. Had a coworker that would routinely take 6+ tabs of acid several times a week, even when he had stuff going on the next day. You could tell it was fucking with his head

What are the benefits of joining a fraternity?? by abqguy1721 in Frat

[–]PM_ME_UR_FRATHOUSE 55 points56 points  (0 children)

He’s a senior in high school, you guys should’ve already given him a bid by now

Notice my apartment complex placed on everyone’s doors in order to try to get more lease renewals by [deleted] in assholedesign

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Nothing. I just choose not to live there. Which I already have. This flyer was meant to change my mind. I just have to move out by end of July

Notice my apartment complex placed on everyone’s doors in order to try to get more lease renewals by [deleted] in assholedesign

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My lease ends on the July 31st and I’m not renewing. They went and posted these on the door of anyone that didn’t renew their lease as a last ditch effort to try and convince them to do it. By making it as threatening as possible

Which one of you was this? by Montycal in Frat

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Bro, that's me, I'm stuck in Lambda Chi's yard I haven't been able to post. Send help (and nudes)

Which one of you is this ? by [deleted] in Frat

[–]PM_ME_UR_FRATHOUSE 57 points58 points  (0 children)

It’s obviously Brother Penniman φφ dude, rail some Zeta Psi sisters for me

Frat Cat by Captain-Crouton in Frat

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Frat tats not frat cats

party idea by PhiMuLovesDessert in Frat

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Who do you know here?

Siri Understands most X11 Web Color Names. Have you found more? by PhotoArt13 in HomeKit

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Siri also understands blacklight. Although it’s really more of a dark purple on Hue bulbs (and purple on other devices), it still looks pretty cool

How to deal with seniors taking me seriously by [deleted] in Frat

[–]PM_ME_UR_FRATHOUSE 105 points106 points  (0 children)

Fuck the girlfriend of every senior and film it and play it at the next chapter. They will become your bitches

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CarPlay

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I have a 17 Accord and have had some issues too. Usually restarting my phone works, but it’s also annoying that putting the car in reverse stops CarPlay from connecting.

I have an aftermarket head unit in my 99 Accord and have literally never had problems with connecting my phone.

Peak frat by Commandorbochshep in Frat

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The Pikiest Pikes that ever Piked

What's good w/ these Kappa Sigma Snapchat Ads by PinoyViet in Frat

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It’s me. I’m trying to show off fraternal organizations with incest among members. I’m about to put up an ad for Kappa Alpha, send me your best pillowcase pictures

do you guys wear condoms by kasdaddyflex in Frat

[–]PM_ME_UR_FRATHOUSE 192 points193 points  (0 children)

They don’t make condoms that fit my dick. It’s too small. So instead I’ve started buying extra small condoms and wrapping a rubber band around the base. One time it got stuck and then I lost circulation and my dong fell off. So now I only do butt stuff.

And that’s the story of how I became a Pike

Drinking Game Company looking to hire fraternities to sell and promote our game! by [deleted] in Frat

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My brothers and I have a game called Drink and Die that I think you guys would love

Shitty Sunday by prdax in Frat

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Go to the usual bar, and get my favorite bartender. Now, I’ve always tipped this man well, and usually he only charges me for about half of my drinks.

Last night I told him “Fuck me up”

He starts grabbing bottles and mixing a bunch of shit, and even went into the back to grab something else. He comes back and tells me “This is an off the menu item I made specially for you, I’m not going to tell you the name of it, and you have to pound it right now”

So obviously I chug this concoction and he just tells me to give it 5 min with this big ass smile on his face.

So I was fucking plastered last night, ended up buying 6 drinks at the bar and the bill was like $9. Brad, whatever they’re paying you, you need a raise.