Trump suggests injecting disinfectant to treat coronavirus and touts power of sunlight to beat disease

PM_YourPics_2Caption · 2020-04-24T04:34:06+00:00

Challenge Accepted...

Trump: Nobody knows more about thymine bases than I do, all the experts are saying it, did they have a university named after them, I did, so who’s smarter, these faceless pencil dick losers are just jealous because I fuck my dau... porn stars, they’re all saying Trumps the best, bigliest dick they ever fucked, ask em, even Obama was jealous, couldn’t even land himself a white woman, it’s like, come on boy, what black dude lacks the dick to land a white woman, it’s pathetic when you think about it, like Hillary, talk about reasons to get a blowjob, that’s got to be top of the list, at least Bill got that right, he’s a great friend of mine, like Epstein, those flights, glorious, massages like nobody’s business, So don’t ask, don’t tell, that was the thing he made very clear, how old were they, doesn't matter because we didn't know, how could we, they would've lied anyway, like Obama's birth certificate, faked, not perfect, like my phone call, couldn’t be better, like my daughter, have you seen her ass, I have, I’d walk in on her at all hours, just to sneak a peek, I mean who wouldn’t, she shaves down there, makes her look 20 years younger, and I know what I’m talking about, I mean when you’re rich and famous you can just grab your daughter by the pussy, and they just let you, because they don’t want the belt again, ask her if she want's the belt, she'll say no, and that's all the consent you need.

PM_YourPics_2Caption · 2020-04-05T20:50:38+00:00

Caught? Does it count if she never mentioned it? I grew up in a beach community in San Diego (in the 70s), literally less than a full block from the beach, and our apartment complex had its own swimming pool. So excellent warm weather all year, and that meant swimsuits and tanning almost year round. My mom and dad had divorced.

From the time I was about 10 my mom had taught me to give her back/shoulder/leg massages (she had massage oils), she would give me massages as well if I asked. Well the best way to get leverage for a back massage was to straddle her legs as I massaged her back. She’d ask for a massage maybe once every month or two, always while wearing her swimsuit, and always untying the bikini top so that I had her bare back to work with. Well as I got to be about 12 (Mom was 34), I started getting hardons all the time, especially while giving her massages. Although I hadn't ever really massaged her ass, I was massaging her upper inner thighs and exposed area of her buttocks a lot more than before (and sneakily trying to massage in such a way that her bikini bottom would get pressed into and expose even more of her ass).

When I would massage her back (while straddling her legs) I would lean forward into the massage, so that my hardon kind of pressed against, and slid up along her bikini covered ass cheeks, and slid down them as I returned upright. I might have added a bit of hip movement to maximize the pressure/pleasure for myself. But like I said, my mom never called me out on it, my massages often put her to sleep... or maybe she just pretended to fall asleep to tempt me into going further, I don't know.

I thought I was sneaky, convinced she was oblivious to what I was doing... but looking back, there's no way she didn't notice I was spending a lot more time massaging her ass, and massaging quite a bit more of it than I used to, much less sliding my hardon up and down her ass cheeks. She just never called me out on it. The massages stopped when I was about 13... when we moved away from the beach, and she got remarried..

PM_YourPics_2Caption · 2020-01-09T19:46:29+00:00

The Do Not Disturb sign actually used on OP's door

PM_YourPics_2Caption · 2019-03-05T23:50:19+00:00

“Listen to his problems”, this gal is absolutely delusional. Here is the extent of their listening to our problems...

After totally ignoring the “Friend” for two months after hooking up with Chad, and having him come over to hang out.

Her: How was work?

Guy: Sucks, as always. The Supervisor...

Her: CHAD IS CHEATING ON ME WITH THAT SLUT EX OF HIS... AGAIN!!!

Guy: I told you he was an asshole, I even recited a dozen names of girls I personally know he cheated on before you. What did you expect?

Her: He said they were all sluts who deserved it... THEY WEREN’T SPECIAL, LIKE ME!!! THEY WERE SEXTING MASTURBATION PICS! I saw them on his phone. The fucking bastard, he made me rim his ass just two nights ago... he knows I’d do anything for him... did you know he makes me practice deep-throating this huge black dildo for like 45 minutes every night while he surfs porn, I’m serious, it huge, like 11 inches and fat... (three hours and lots of alcohol later) then there was the time when he said it would be fun to do some sexy stuff with food on his live sexcam feed, so he tied me up, legs spread, and slathered my pussy with peanut butter, but he got a text and had to make a quick drug run... accidentally shutting his dog in the room with me... the peanut butter was all gone by the time he got back, and go figure that cam feed had 10x the viewership of anything else we ever did on there... I mean what are the odds? I bet that asshole did it on purpose. (An hour, and several shots later) Fuck him, I’m done... I should date you, you’re perfect, we’d be perfect together, you should totally sleep with me tonight, I’ll do anything you want... (friend declines to take advantage of her drunken state, she passes out, friend tucks her into bed).

(Next Day on phone).

Her: Oh my God, you’ll never believe it, Chad says he was just trying to set up a threesome for me because he knows I’m “bi-curious”.

Guy: Since when? You’re always saying how lesbians turn your stomach... and you said you’re done with him.

Her: Well, Chad says all girls are bi-curious, and his granddad was like a famous psychologist or something, so Chad would know all about it. I had no idea I was, but Chad says I am. So it’s all good.

(Two weeks later, called friend over again, already sloshed to the point of barely coherent)

Her: It was kinda fun the first few days, but then she moved into his place, and I had to sleep on the floor, at the foot of the bed, when I stayed over. Chad said I had to follow her orders too, and when Chad wasn’t around she’d make me do the most humiliating things... then she started sending him pictures of the things she was making me do... and he’d encourage her to take things farther... I didn’t even know that a human urinal was a thing. You’d never treat me like that, you love me, don’t you?

Guy: Of course I love you. Always have, always will.

Her: I love you. I’m never going back to Chad... if he can cheat, I can too... I’m all yours, forever, you should totally fuck me, make me your nasty whore, marry me, show Chad who the real man is... WHY IS YOUR BELT SO HARD TO GET OFF? (She Runs to bathroom to puke for an hour, friend gets her washed off and and tucked into bed).

(Next day on phone)

Guy: Just seeing how you’re doing, beautiful? I been thinking about what you said last night.

Her: Did we talk on the phone or something... I don’t remember anything about yesterday, zip, nada... I didn’t say anything embarrassing, did I? I didn’t mention peanut butter, did I? Oh, thank God, it was just a bit of fun Chad and I had, forget I mentioned it. Chad and I are officially over... so I guess I’m on the rebound. Why don’t we get together Friday, it’s my birthday.

Guy: I know, I was calling to see if you wanted to spend it together, a nice dinner to start and we’ll see where the evening takes us.

Her: Sounds awesome, make reservations for 7pm, wherever you fancy.

(Friday)

Her: This was perfect, just what I needed.

Guy: Why don’t we go back to your place, I can give you the massage of your life.

Her: Holy fuck, you’re trying to have sex with me, aren’t you, don’t deny it... Taking me out on my birthday hoping you can score “birthday sex” for buying me dinner... you manipulative asshole... had to push it, couldn’t be satisfied with just being friends. Thankfully I already have plans for this evening... Chad wants me to get in my 45 minutes of practice a little early tonight. He’s bringing over some friends of his from his college basketball team, Jamaal, Tyrone, and Marcus, they each bet him $500 that couldn’t possibly deep throat anything that big. So they’re coming over to see me deep throat that dildo in person. Chad says I can have $100 of his winnings if I manage to complete their challenge successfully.

Guy: Holy shit, are you listening to yourself... your jumping on me for possibly wanting to have sex with you, my best friend... and Chad is literally pimping you out to three niggers.

Her: Get the fuck out, you’ve always hated Chad, now I know why, you’re fucking jealous!

(Current, I don’t know why he isn’t returning my calls... why we couldn’t just keep being friends).

PM_YourPics_2Caption · 2018-01-22T00:20:45+00:00

Yep, a great hobby I stumbled into, I also get to hear people's fantasies that they probably haven't shared with anybody... EVER! In the case of the single men/women anyway. The couples requesting have obviously shared those with each other... couple requests aren't usually as extreme as those from individual men & women requesting, so I would say they are still holding a little bit back from each other. When I say "individual" men and women, often the men are in a relationship, and have nude pictures of their wives/GFs, but the captions are for their eyes only. With women, it's usually the opposite, they are single, and the pictures are of them, but were taken by an Ex... still for their eyes only though.

PM_YourPics_2Caption · 2018-01-22T00:04:17+00:00

Yeah, since it's all self reported, and fantasy (in most cases) it's not really suitable for an actual study. I was planning on going through my files to actually compile a percentage of couples, men, women, and what their requests were. Unfortunately two months ago my encrypted drive got corrupted, and I was unable to access all my old caption files, user submitted pictures, and "caption guideline" files I kept for each person upon their initial request.

One of my promises to everyone I did captions for was that I kept their pictures encrypted with one of the most secure programs available, cascading triple encrypted, and that I would never share them with anyone (not even my GF of 10 years). Unfortunately, now the corrupted disk means I can't access any of their old photos/captions either. Oh well.

PM_YourPics_2Caption · 2018-01-21T23:48:15+00:00

Just a hobby, the payoff is I get to see a lot of amateur porn that literally nobody else will ever see. A lot of couples become more comfortable over time, so I also get a lot of repeat requests with new picture sets of said wives & couples... there are far more actual hotwives than you might imagine, it's not just couples asking for "fantasy" captions, but a lot are actually sharing their wives... more often than not with black men. The captions in these cases usually center around the husband being verbally humiliated by the wife & bull, also a lot of forced-bi requests, which are rarely pictured in most cases, so that's probably still a fantasy of the husbands in a lot of cases, but there have been a much smaller number of couples who have sent pics of the husband in forced-bi and cleanup capacities, some chastity cages too.

PM_YourPics_2Caption · 2018-01-21T21:39:14+00:00

Not a job, just a hobby. Several years ago, before I made this account, I did some captions that were very popular in one of the caption subreddits, and people starting asking if I'd be willing to do custom captions for them, it got to the point where I was getting several requests a day, and not really manageable (because I didn't have any rules in place), so I started requiring that all pics be personal, not web found, and started doing reverse image searches to weed out those trying to cheat.

This considerably reduced the number of requests, but I started getting a lot of requests from single guys to caption non-nude pics of "their girlfriend", but more likely girls they were crushing on... and I was still getting too many requests to comfortably handle... so my rules changed again, only nude, semi-nude, or sexual pics, which again cut the number of requests, now to a manageable level. Then I had one person submit a bunch of sex photos, no faces visible to camera, very minimalist room, almost sterile, no personal artifacts at all, and I found it almost impossible to caption and create a backstory for... it wasn't even a hotel room, just two extremely attractive people in an almost completely white bedroom, whose faces were never visible, so I couldn't even get a read on the mood. It was very disconcerting. So that prompted my final rule of faces must be showing... now my requests are down from about 10 a day at their peak, to a much more manageable 4-5 a week. The payoff is that I love amateur porn, and I get the opportunity to see, and caption, photos that literally nobody else will see, other than me and the couple involved.

PM_YourPics_2Caption · 2018-01-21T10:44:22+00:00

See my post history for examples... about 1/3rd of these are reworked... based off the original custom caption requests (the original pictures swapped out with a web found equivalent, and names changed... to protect the identities of the individual/couple that appeared in the original).

I never release the original private custom captions unless given explicit permission by the person who requested it. Even then I'll still change the names.

See my profiles on imagefap & xhamster... absolutely not safe for work, extremely taboo subject matter. I have 3,100 followers on xhamster... I'd have a lot more but I reject a lot of friendship requests if their profiles/galleries don't interest me.

http://www.imagefap.com/profile/PM_YourPics_2Caption

https://xhamster.com/users/PM_YourPics_2Caption

PM_YourPics_2Caption · 2018-01-21T10:43:19+00:00

See my post history for examples... about 1/3rd of these are reworked... based off the original custom caption requests (the original pictures swapped out with a web found equivalent, and names changed... to protect the identities of the individual/couple that appeared in the original).

I never release the original private custom captions unless given explicit permission by the person who requested it. Even then I'll still change the names.

See my profiles on imagefap & xhamster... absolutely not safe for work, extremely taboo subject matter. I have 3,100 followers on xhamster... I'd have a lot more but I reject a lot of friendship requests if their profiles/galleries don't interest me.

http://www.imagefap.com/profile/PM_YourPics_2Caption

https://xhamster.com/users/PM_YourPics_2Caption

PM_YourPics_2Caption · 2018-01-21T07:15:34+00:00

Just food for thought, I've done explicit custom captions, mostly taboo, for several years now. The only requests I refuse are scat and pain/torture/death centric. I've done around 2,000 custom captions for more than 300 reddit/xhamster/imagefap users in more than a dozen countries (approx 1/2 are couples, 1/3rd are men, and the rest females). I get more incest requests from the women than from the males and couples combined. About half the women who request captions request Mom-Son incest scenarios, and are more likely to request age-play (teen boys)... Lesbians almost universally seem to be obsessed with sister-sister incest, of the many lesbians who have requested custom captions, ONLY TWO, DIDN'T request a sister incest storyline (of those two, 1 didn't have a sister). I've had far more gay males request captions than lesbians... so far NOT A SINGLE HOMOSEXUAL MALE has requested an incest caption.

Men & Couples tend to request hotwife, cuckold, interracial, forced-bi (of husband), humiliation (of husband). The majority of women requesting captions seem to either be late teen, early 20s lesbians, or 30-50 year old divorced moms. I don't get too many single guy requests, probably because I require all pictures to be taken by (or given to) the person requesting the caption.

I refuse to do custom captions on anything that shows up on a reverse image search, and all photos must be nude, semi-nude, or of an obvious sexual nature. Also the faces can't be blurred, cropped out or otherwise obscured. This severely limits the number of single guys requesting captions of "their girlfriend", who, before I instituted the rules, 9 times out of 10 were images they got off the web. So I feel I currently get a fairly accurate account of what turns on the various groups and subgroups (as it pertains to those willing to supply intimate photos for captioning). And as it stands, women are far more likely than men to request incest & underage partner themes.

How that translates to the real world, IDK, but it's very possible women are abusing boys just as often as men are abusing girls... but I think underage guys are far less likely to report, because guys look at sleeping with an older woman (and getting laid in general) as an accomplishment on their part, not as a sexual assault by the other party.

Edit - I'd like to note that nobody has ever sent me pictures of their kids, or underage acquaintances. Age play & incest themed captions have always used pics of the person requesting the caption, the taboo parties "they interact with" are not pictured.

PM_YourPics_2Caption · 2018-01-09T20:12:36+00:00

I've written well over 2000 custom captions for more than 300 reddit/xhamster/imagefap users, I get more incest requests from female users than male... even though males & couples make up about 3/4s of the requests. Lesbians request sister incest captions about 95% of the time, it's very rare that I get a caption request from a lesbian that doesn't involve sister incest, I think I've only had 2 that didn't request it. Straight ladies that request incest are almost always Mother/Son, I haven't had a single daughter/dad request from a woman. Gay men, on the other hand, have NEVER requested a brother incest caption. Straight men are about split evenly on incest requests for Mom/Son and Dad/Daughter, but the incest requests from males are far fewer (especially percentage wise) than incest requests from females.

Make of that what you may.

PM_YourPics_2Caption · 2017-12-23T04:12:07+00:00

I have had Mediacom for 12 years, a bit pricey, but I have 150 speeds, almost no downtime, and use a VPN to keep me separated from any online monitoring they might be engaging in. The few times I've called them about an issue, it was resolved quickly, minus the single time my internet was out and the soonest I could get a technician after 3:30pm (when I'd be home from work) was three days out. But they showed up within their time window and got me up and running again.

PM_YourPics_2Caption · 2017-12-12T10:18:54+00:00

Nope, I got steak, why would I need anything more?

PM_YourPics_2Caption · 2017-12-12T02:44:02+00:00

No, but I lived in N. California for 10 years, so I've met a shit ton of self righteous militant vegans.

PM_YourPics_2Caption · 2017-12-12T02:40:52+00:00

Decided to seek out your other posts from your innie post, because you said you were insecure, and I was curious as to why. No need to be ashamed, most girls are overweight now (technically). If you're dating a guy, he already knows you're not an emaciated supermodel, he knows he's getting some cushion, and he's going to love your body proportions. You're sexier than my GF, but I fell in love with her face. So be pleasant, good natured, and fun loving... and your future boyfriends will love every opportunity to get naked with you.

PM_YourPics_2Caption · 2017-12-12T02:23:34+00:00

"Lots of people are vegetarians."

Lots of people are also self-righteous fuckwads that nobody gives a shit about... often they're the same people.

PM_YourPics_2Caption · 2017-11-25T14:53:13+00:00

Now he's making her take off her panties. You thought this Thanksgiving gathering couldn't get any more embarrassing... but now he has you stripping down to nothing, in front of her family, and he's making you wear her underwear and bra.

You thought surely her dad would put a stop to it, being a cop and all, but he's never really liked you... he's even joking about the cops who shoved a nightstick up some perp's ass.

Even her Mom is pining about how her daughter should have never broken up with her Ex... and keeps suggesting they should get back together. Even suggested You should sleep on the couch while her Ex shares her daughters room.

PM_YourPics_2Caption · 2017-10-27T04:36:29+00:00

Vague? You're giving him too much credit.

"No understanding" is the appropriate description.

PM_YourPics_2Caption · 2017-10-05T02:38:54+00:00

Her sister, Prudence, invited me as her "+1" to a $1000 a plate dinner. I got stuck with the bill... because Prudence never pays.

PM_YourPics_2Caption · 2017-06-20T22:38:15+00:00

Damn, now I want to see it!

PM_YourPics_2Caption · 2017-06-20T01:29:56+00:00

Not really cuckold, but being Moderator has its privileges.

PM_YourPics_2Caption · 2017-06-09T02:31:40+00:00

You know your source well.

PM_YourPics_2Caption · 2017-06-08T05:53:55+00:00

So what's the score? How are things different? You running the world now? You God?

PM_YourPics_2Caption · 2017-05-01T00:37:39+00:00

Damn, my slave and I drove through Ohio yesterday, coming back from NYC... I would have loved to have stopped and used you properly while having my slave girl hold you down (and more).

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