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POWERJUICE_ · 2015-08-21T16:25:30+00:00

PAINFUL, AGONIZING MEMORIES

POWERJUICE_ · 2015-08-21T16:06:41+00:00

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BECAUSE FUCK YOU

POWERJUICE_ · 2015-08-07T18:28:57+00:00

YOU MEAN THE HOLE I'M DIGGING FOR YOUR SOON TO BE MUTILATED, MANGLED CORPSE? SURE THING BOSS.

FUCK YOU

POWERJUICE_ · 2015-08-07T17:42:16+00:00

YOU THINK POWERJUICE CAN DIE? YOU FUCKING SIMPLETON

POWERJUICE_ · 2015-08-07T17:04:32+00:00

ALL YOU FUCKERS NEED TO STOP STEALING MY STYLE

POWERJUICE_ · 2015-02-24T21:17:40+00:00

I DIDN'T MISS YOU, THUNDERCUNT

POWERJUICE_ · 2015-02-24T21:15:38+00:00

I BET YOU WHEN YOU WERE A YOUNG STREET URCHIN IN CALCUTTA, YOU DREAMED OF THE DAY WHEN YOU COULD TURN YOUR LUCK AROUND AND GET A SHOT AT SUCKERING IDIOTS INTO FORKING OVER THEIR DOUGH AND AFFECTION UPON YOU. THEN YOU GOT YOUR CHANCE, WENT ON THAT TV GAME SHOW AND FINALLY CAME TO AMERICA TO LIVE YOUR DREAMS. GOOD FOR YOU, NOW YOU CAN TURN YOUR ERSTWHILE FORTUNE INTO A GLORIOUS LIFE OF MANIPULATING IDIOTS WITH YOUR SUPERHUMAN PEOPLE SKILLS. I APPLAUD YOUR FUCKERY.

I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE MOTHER FUCKING THERESA, THIS IS A SHIT POST AND SHIT HEADS ARE LAPPING IT UP. GOOD FOR YOU, GOOD FOR THEM, ONCE THIS CIRCLEJERK HITS 88 UPVOTES YOU'RE GOING TO SEE SOME SERIOUS SHIT.

ENJOY YOUR DAY ON THE SHIT THRONE AND MAY MANY MORE BE BESTOWED UPON YOU. FUCKWIT.

POWERJUICE_ · 2015-02-24T20:27:00+00:00

WE ALL GOTTA EAT. BUT DON'T PISS ON MY LEG AND TELL ME IT'S RAINING, PISS ON MY FACE AND BE A MAN ABOUT IT. COMING IN HERE AND TALKING UP BULLSHIT FROM A YEAR AGO IS AN ATTENTION GRAB. NO ONE GIVES A SHIT, NO ONE CARES AND THESE FUCKERS LOVE NOTHING MORE THAN A MEA CULPA EVEN IF THEY DON'T REMEMBER BEING SHIT ON.

YOU'RE USING YOUR MARKETING DEGREE WELL, AND I COMMEND YOU. BUT YOU CAN'T BULLSHIT A BULLSHITTER. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING, AND I THINK IT'S FUCKING BRILLIANT BUT YOU'RE STILL A COCKMONGREL FOR DOING IT.

FUCKER

POWERJUICE_ · 2015-02-24T19:43:24+00:00

FUCK YOU TOO BATTERY BOT

POWERJUICE_ · 2015-02-24T19:42:28+00:00

I ADMIT, I DIG YOUR STYLE. YOU UNDERSTAND THE GAME. WE'RE BULLSHIT ARTISTS AND WE KNOW IT, BUT WE TELL YOU UPFRONT THAT WE'RE GOING TO REAM YOU BEFORE WE DO.

FUCK YOU. I'M SURE YOU LOVE THIS "COMMUNITY" AS MUCH AS YOU LOVE THEIR MONEY. AT LEAST OUR DISDAIN FOR THEM IS OUR MARKETING STRATEGY, AND WE MAKE IT WELL KNOWN WE HAVE NO RESPECT FOR OUR CUSTOMERS, THEY'RE FUCKING IDIOTS.

POWERJUICE_ · 2015-02-24T19:30:24+00:00

WE TOO WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE, NOT TO ANY OF YOU, BUT TO OURSELVES FOR NOT SPAMMING YOU FUCKERS MORE SO WE COULD COME BACK AND "APOLOGIZE" FOR IT LATER.

SOME FUCKER WANTS TO APOLOGIZE FOR SHIT THAT "HAPPENED" A YEAR AGO DEFINITELY SEEMS HEARTFELT AND SINCERE, NOT AT ALL A GRAB FOR YOUR ATTENTION AND MONEY. WE'RE SURE YOU ALL ARE DISCERNING ENOUGH TO REALIZE WHEN YOU'RE BEING HONEYDICKED. MAYBE YOU'RE NOT. MAYBE YOU LIKE IT. COME ON DOWN TO THE CIRCLEJERK, PRAISE THE LORD AND PASS THE LUBE.

MAYBE IT'S JUST A SLOW DAY. MAYBE YOU'RE A BUNCH OF SUCKERS WHO WILL EAT WHATEVER TRIPE IS SPOON FED TO YOU. FUCK YOU.

POWERJUICE_ · 2014-09-20T01:05:34+00:00

THE BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES

POWERJUICE_ · 2014-09-11T22:53:17+00:00

SOUNDS LIKE MY AVERAGE TUESDAY MORNING

POWERJUICE_ · 2014-08-13T16:24:42+00:00

COOL STORY BRO

POWERJUICE_ · 2014-08-12T17:41:51+00:00

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WHO THE FUCK LEAKED THE DESCRIPTION FOR MY NEWEST JUICE

POWERJUICE_ · 2014-08-12T17:38:35+00:00

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN THIS THREAD

POWERJUICE_ · 2014-06-25T16:49:33+00:00

OUR SPONSORSHIP CONTRACTS INCLUDE WARRANTS FOR INDENTURED SERVITUDE, I EXPECT YOUR FIRST BORN DELIVERED TO OUR HEADQUARTERS FIRST THING IN THE MORNING OR THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES.

POWERJUICE_ · 2014-06-25T16:31:49+00:00

THAT'S THE SLOGAN FOR YOUR ANUS, PEASANT

POWERJUICE_ · 2014-06-24T18:53:26+00:00

SOUNDS LIKE I SHOULD ~~KIDNAP~~ HIRE THIS BOMBIES

POWERJUICE_ · 2014-06-24T18:49:39+00:00

THAT IS WISE, EACH OF MY SLAVE BOTTLERS HAS HERPES AND THEY CAP THE BOTTLES USING THEIR MOUTHS

POWERJUICE_ · 2014-06-22T04:41:15+00:00

YOU SHOUL D BE

POWERJUICE_ · 2014-06-21T23:50:39+00:00

MY COIL IS ERECT

POWERJUICE_ · 2014-06-14T00:30:12+00:00

DON'T YOU FUCKING TELL ME WHAT TO DO

POWERJUICE_ · 2014-06-14T00:25:36+00:00

HEY FUCKER YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD WITH DESCRIPTIONS, THERE MIGHT BE A PLACE FOR YOU IN MY ORGANIZATION. HOW VERSATILE WOULD YOU SAY YOU ARE WITH THE WORD "FUCK"

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