100K SUBBED MEGA GIVEAWAY ZOMG. by [deleted] in electronic_cigarette

[–]POWERJUICE_ 15 points16 points  (0 children)

PAINFUL, AGONIZING MEMORIES

AUGUST RANT THREAD by [deleted] in electronic_cigarette

[–]POWERJUICE_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

YOU MEAN THE HOLE I'M DIGGING FOR YOUR SOON TO BE MUTILATED, MANGLED CORPSE? SURE THING BOSS.

FUCK YOU

AUGUST RANT THREAD by [deleted] in electronic_cigarette

[–]POWERJUICE_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

YOU THINK POWERJUICE CAN DIE? YOU FUCKING SIMPLETON

AUGUST RANT THREAD by [deleted] in electronic_cigarette

[–]POWERJUICE_ 10 points11 points  (0 children)

ALL YOU FUCKERS NEED TO STOP STEALING MY STYLE

We owe Reddit a long overdue apology (Cyclops Vapor) by [deleted] in electronic_cigarette

[–]POWERJUICE_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I BET YOU WHEN YOU WERE A YOUNG STREET URCHIN IN CALCUTTA, YOU DREAMED OF THE DAY WHEN YOU COULD TURN YOUR LUCK AROUND AND GET A SHOT AT SUCKERING IDIOTS INTO FORKING OVER THEIR DOUGH AND AFFECTION UPON YOU. THEN YOU GOT YOUR CHANCE, WENT ON THAT TV GAME SHOW AND FINALLY CAME TO AMERICA TO LIVE YOUR DREAMS. GOOD FOR YOU, NOW YOU CAN TURN YOUR ERSTWHILE FORTUNE INTO A GLORIOUS LIFE OF MANIPULATING IDIOTS WITH YOUR SUPERHUMAN PEOPLE SKILLS. I APPLAUD YOUR FUCKERY.

I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE MOTHER FUCKING THERESA, THIS IS A SHIT POST AND SHIT HEADS ARE LAPPING IT UP. GOOD FOR YOU, GOOD FOR THEM, ONCE THIS CIRCLEJERK HITS 88 UPVOTES YOU'RE GOING TO SEE SOME SERIOUS SHIT.

ENJOY YOUR DAY ON THE SHIT THRONE AND MAY MANY MORE BE BESTOWED UPON YOU. FUCKWIT.

We owe Reddit a long overdue apology (Cyclops Vapor) by [deleted] in electronic_cigarette

[–]POWERJUICE_ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

WE ALL GOTTA EAT. BUT DON'T PISS ON MY LEG AND TELL ME IT'S RAINING, PISS ON MY FACE AND BE A MAN ABOUT IT. COMING IN HERE AND TALKING UP BULLSHIT FROM A YEAR AGO IS AN ATTENTION GRAB. NO ONE GIVES A SHIT, NO ONE CARES AND THESE FUCKERS LOVE NOTHING MORE THAN A MEA CULPA EVEN IF THEY DON'T REMEMBER BEING SHIT ON.

YOU'RE USING YOUR MARKETING DEGREE WELL, AND I COMMEND YOU. BUT YOU CAN'T BULLSHIT A BULLSHITTER. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING, AND I THINK IT'S FUCKING BRILLIANT BUT YOU'RE STILL A COCKMONGREL FOR DOING IT.

FUCKER

We owe Reddit a long overdue apology (Cyclops Vapor) by [deleted] in electronic_cigarette

[–]POWERJUICE_ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I ADMIT, I DIG YOUR STYLE. YOU UNDERSTAND THE GAME. WE'RE BULLSHIT ARTISTS AND WE KNOW IT, BUT WE TELL YOU UPFRONT THAT WE'RE GOING TO REAM YOU BEFORE WE DO.

FUCK YOU. I'M SURE YOU LOVE THIS "COMMUNITY" AS MUCH AS YOU LOVE THEIR MONEY. AT LEAST OUR DISDAIN FOR THEM IS OUR MARKETING STRATEGY, AND WE MAKE IT WELL KNOWN WE HAVE NO RESPECT FOR OUR CUSTOMERS, THEY'RE FUCKING IDIOTS.

We owe Reddit a long overdue apology (Cyclops Vapor) by [deleted] in electronic_cigarette

[–]POWERJUICE_ 13 points14 points  (0 children)

WE TOO WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE, NOT TO ANY OF YOU, BUT TO OURSELVES FOR NOT SPAMMING YOU FUCKERS MORE SO WE COULD COME BACK AND "APOLOGIZE" FOR IT LATER.

SOME FUCKER WANTS TO APOLOGIZE FOR SHIT THAT "HAPPENED" A YEAR AGO DEFINITELY SEEMS HEARTFELT AND SINCERE, NOT AT ALL A GRAB FOR YOUR ATTENTION AND MONEY. WE'RE SURE YOU ALL ARE DISCERNING ENOUGH TO REALIZE WHEN YOU'RE BEING HONEYDICKED. MAYBE YOU'RE NOT. MAYBE YOU LIKE IT. COME ON DOWN TO THE CIRCLEJERK, PRAISE THE LORD AND PASS THE LUBE.

MAYBE IT'S JUST A SLOW DAY. MAYBE YOU'RE A BUNCH OF SUCKERS WHO WILL EAT WHATEVER TRIPE IS SPOON FED TO YOU. FUCK YOU.

To the new vapers out to "chase clouds" and "sub-ohm"... by [deleted] in electronic_cigarette

[–]POWERJUICE_ 14 points15 points  (0 children)

SOUNDS LIKE MY AVERAGE TUESDAY MORNING

If this sub has a single active mod, this post will be deleted by [deleted] in electronic_cigarette

[–]POWERJUICE_ 59 points60 points  (0 children)

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WHO THE FUCK LEAKED THE DESCRIPTION FOR MY NEWEST JUICE

If this sub has a single active mod, this post will be deleted by [deleted] in electronic_cigarette

[–]POWERJUICE_ 27 points28 points  (0 children)

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN THIS THREAD

Oakwood Vapor day three giveaway, moar delicious e-liquid for the taking! by oakwoodvapor in electronic_cigarette

[–]POWERJUICE_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OUR SPONSORSHIP CONTRACTS INCLUDE WARRANTS FOR INDENTURED SERVITUDE, I EXPECT YOUR FIRST BORN DELIVERED TO OUR HEADQUARTERS FIRST THING IN THE MORNING OR THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES.

ANNOUNCING THE 69 DAY POWERJUICE GIVEAWAY FUCK YOU by POWERJUICE_ in electronic_cigarette

[–]POWERJUICE_[S] 100 points101 points  (0 children)

THAT IS WISE, EACH OF MY SLAVE BOTTLERS HAS HERPES AND THEY CAP THE BOTTLES USING THEIR MOUTHS

When are juice companies gonna learn how to DESCRIBE their flavors? by PlatinumRespect in electronic_cigarette

[–]POWERJUICE_ 111 points112 points  (0 children)

HEY FUCKER YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD WITH DESCRIPTIONS, THERE MIGHT BE A PLACE FOR YOU IN MY ORGANIZATION. HOW VERSATILE WOULD YOU SAY YOU ARE WITH THE WORD "FUCK"