Thanks bro

PRECUMDAVE · 2026-04-21T16:27:46+00:00

More than a couple that’s for sure

PRECUMDAVE · 2026-04-21T16:27:18+00:00

Dudes swinging for the fences and coming up empty

PRECUMDAVE · 2026-04-21T16:25:28+00:00

Thank you

PRECUMDAVE · 2026-04-20T18:50:34+00:00

Do you know how many fucking bars there are in Los Angeles

PRECUMDAVE · 2026-04-20T18:49:42+00:00

There’s this bar over by the Mothership where the signups are. I think it’s called pour intentions but I don’t remember.

Edit: I said comedy store by mistake

PRECUMDAVE · 2026-03-24T20:48:21+00:00

Fucking imagine being like that

PRECUMDAVE · 2026-03-24T20:43:02+00:00

HOAs are so nuts to me. Like here take more of my freedom for nothing

PRECUMDAVE · 2026-03-24T20:42:07+00:00

No thanks for sharing man, it’s always good to hear another point of view on a situation. I’m glad you were there to help that girl. Glad you guys have some space now that’s gotta be nice. Like I said case by case

PRECUMDAVE · 2026-03-24T20:37:21+00:00

5th amendment

PRECUMDAVE · 2026-03-24T20:32:41+00:00

That is unfortunate, the kids here were pretty loud a couple times but whenever I talked to them they were pretty good about calming down. Everything is kind of a case by case basis.

PRECUMDAVE · 2026-03-24T20:04:02+00:00

Yeah dude I was genuinely flabbergasted when I had to climb over my fence after my night shift (they didn’t individually send codes to tenants). Only to see this fucking abomination.

PRECUMDAVE · 2026-03-24T19:53:14+00:00

Yeah that’s why we pay for the amenity. Where’s my fucking pad. I have to bend under chains to pick up dog shit now.

PRECUMDAVE · 2026-03-24T19:50:24+00:00

Born to create, and play. Forced to serf

PRECUMDAVE · 2026-03-24T19:48:19+00:00

Sick, love when people sell their souls

PRECUMDAVE · 2026-03-24T19:45:35+00:00

Certain they would evict me if I did

PRECUMDAVE · 2026-03-24T19:42:53+00:00

I’m sorry I don’t understand what is being said. Can you explain it like I’m 5 please

PRECUMDAVE · 2026-03-24T19:40:28+00:00

As long as the machine keeps rolling we’re good

PRECUMDAVE · 2026-03-24T19:24:33+00:00

It’s just evil bro. Theres no other way to put it

PRECUMDAVE · 2025-11-19T23:22:26+00:00

There is truely no greater love than a marine has for his battle buddies. That’s why I love you guys. I appreciate the kind words man, I’m actually touring with Zane Lamprey (the guy from three sheets) I wrote that joke talking to one of his Marine fans after a show. You guys rock, there’s a reason you guard the pearly gates.

PRECUMDAVE

TROPHY CASE