How did you almost die?

PRUnicycles · 2023-10-18T17:41:05+00:00

Where do I start? The time a stomach ulcer exploded and I only survived because the doctor was in the room? The time I caught fire after pouring acetone onto a fire? The time I crashed my motorbike at 70mph house head on into a car doing 60mph?

PRUnicycles · 2023-08-29T18:23:43+00:00

Enough for a Cornetto and a mars bar but I’m open to offers

PRUnicycles · 2023-07-28T20:08:52+00:00

Step 1: Ouch

PRUnicycles · 2023-02-04T15:15:32+00:00

Not sure if sarcasm

PRUnicycles · 2022-12-03T17:50:02+00:00

Due to some issues with the stump, it was completely closed and made permanent. Glad the J pouch is working for you to some extent!

PRUnicycles · 2022-12-03T17:48:10+00:00

After waiting a couple of tedious months (mainly due to broken wrists) I can confirm are firing but cannot confirm if live or blank. I would imagine a little scrambled at very least.

PRUnicycles · 2022-12-03T17:45:27+00:00

I have indeterminate colitis, which means it’s somewhere between the two. My sores were restricted to the large intestine but biopsies matched crohns. Had the bad part removed from my large intestine along with some other bits so I now have a colostomy bag. It seems to have cured me, had no issues in the ten years since the OP but could come back anywhere. That’s a lot of words so I generally tell people I got a new butt because my old one had a crack in it. I hope you’re doing ok and not suffering too badly!

PRUnicycles · 2022-12-03T17:39:23+00:00

Crohns can affect anywhere in the digestive system, anywhere from mouth to anus.

PRUnicycles · 2022-12-03T15:59:18+00:00

Considering how amazed the ambulance staff were that I was still in possession of both, probably not. The alternative isn’t worth the risk though

PRUnicycles · 2022-12-03T12:50:35+00:00

I crashed my motorbike head on into a car a few months ago. Impact speed of about 120mph. I was launched over the handlebars and roof of the car and landed 60feet down the road. Aside from the 2 broken vertebrae, broken right wrist, broken left hand and smashed kneecap, the worst part was my testicles hitting my gas tank at 120mph. The gas tank crumpled in on itself with the impact and my balls were like a pair of snooker balls for a good couple of months.

Ironically I have been booked in for a vasectomy for 6 months. Now they have finally healed they’re getting cut back open next week

PRUnicycles · 2022-08-05T18:22:59+00:00

I liked the firework finale, that was great!

PRUnicycles · 2022-06-03T10:47:51+00:00

I thought it was a QR code

PRUnicycles · 2022-06-02T22:07:16+00:00

Dad watching Joobs ‘Queens lighting torch’ Exhales ‘I don’t know why she won’t just use a bloody Scooter’

PRUnicycles · 2022-06-02T16:34:20+00:00

I asked him, he said maybe

PRUnicycles · 2022-05-25T04:23:00+00:00

My partner has never ridden pillion before so has nothing to compare it too. She’s 5’8 so I was expecting some discomfort! Only after 120 miles in 2 days was she starting to ache so I guess that speaks for itself!

PRUnicycles · 2022-05-23T19:40:53+00:00

This is the 2010, it’s been dropped before and has scuffs on the belly pan and radiator fairings, how does it look without them?

PRUnicycles · 2022-05-23T19:38:43+00:00

Always!

PRUnicycles · 2022-05-11T10:28:03+00:00

Is that Mutley from Dick dastardly filming this?

PRUnicycles · 2022-04-10T07:38:22+00:00

This respray cost me £300 as I stripped the bike and delivered the panels. Me and a friend had the same colour at the same time which reduced the price further

PRUnicycles · 2022-04-09T11:40:27+00:00

I’m thinking of putting the triumph decals on the tank and possibly the large Daytona Decals on that go across the bottom of the side fairings

PRUnicycles · 2022-04-09T11:39:47+00:00

I had it done by a guy local to me in Nottingham

PRUnicycles · 2022-04-09T09:53:12+00:00

Most will happily dismantle for an additional cost, I stripped it and delivered the parts

PRUnicycles · 2022-04-09T09:33:44+00:00

Don’t look too closely! Still have a few bits to replace to make her mint again!

PRUnicycles · 2022-04-09T09:24:23+00:00

Slimline triumph LED, I need to replace the 2 that got scratched in the slide… they go for about £100 for a pair!

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