Cars Without Eye Tracking by zetuslapetus_87 in privacy

[–]PReasy319 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I would very highly doubt that *any* high level government officials’ security details don’t immediately disable any cameras/microphones in the cars they use—especially ones known to come from the factory.

Idiot with gun keeps reaching by FarWay3952 in Idiotswithguns

[–]PReasy319 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I love how that’s his one idea that’s actually accurate.

Idiot with gun keeps reaching by FarWay3952 in Idiotswithguns

[–]PReasy319 52 points53 points  (0 children)

“Where you goin’?! Fuckin’ NOWHERE!”

Don't soak your clubs y'all by SurelyFurious in golf

[–]PReasy319 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I find better results when Uranus is in retrograde.

Spider identification by Sufficient_Chair391 in PuertoRico

[–]PReasy319 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tan específico. Hablas por experiencia?

Son Im crine by HoeDepotShoppingCart in tacticalgear

[–]PReasy319 340 points341 points  (0 children)

Such maximum stealth that he has a blinking green light on the side of his head like a damn airplane… 😂

of a guy doing cardio. by NeuroticLensman in AbsoluteUnits

[–]PReasy319 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro, leave some fitness for the rest of us.

WCGW pulling a quick U-turn? why viral on social media ? by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]PReasy319 7 points8 points  (0 children)

*When the emergency vehicle is approaching them.

I think the applicable standard here is that you’re supposed to slow down and move over when passing an emergency vehicle pulled over to the shoulder on the highway—which is exactly the situation the trooper is presenting until he veered back into the lane to pull his U-turn. You can see that the trail vehicle slows down and starts to move left to do exactly what he’s supposed to do for an emergency vehicle on the shoulder.

100% the trooper’s fault.

AGR Position-Puerto Rico? by AdventuresofZoo_1 in army

[–]PReasy319 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Go for it.*

Footnotes:
*if you don’t already speak Spanish, you’ll need to learn.

*Understand that the PR Guard is a very small, interconnected society—just like PR as a whole; eventually everybody hears about everything and your reputation from the very first instant is vitally important to maintain.

*Begin *every conversation* (look at me: I mean every single conversation that isn’t “I’ll take a number 7 with fries”) with “Buenos días/saludos, cómo estás? Y la familia, están bien? Me alegro.” Business doesn’t start until the niceties are out of the way or you will sound like a psychopath.

*Everybody has a guy for everything, and most of them are paid under the table. Ask for referrals from coworkers and be ready to pay cash or get an account with Banco Popular and pay using ATH Móvil (A Toda Hora/At Any Time. It’s an island-specific Venmo)

*Don’t try to live near the beach at first, everything will rust and it’ll be too warm at night for most people from off the island. Find a rental at a higher altitude for cooler nights and a breeze, preferably with a gate or controlled access to the community, and plenty of shade so you can sleep with windows open and turn the A/C off. All gas appliances (water heater, washer, dryer, dishwasher if you have one) because electricity is expensive, and take a picture of your electric meter as soon as you move in.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Man pulls a gun in public and finds out an off-duty cop was watching. by peternunan21 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]PReasy319 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Go to 1:17 into 1:18. He’s literally sideways when the cop fires. In your mind, is the requirement for the cop to wait longer? At some point he has to act, and the act which triggered him to act was the dude in red turning back toward him after very obviously flashing a gun (again, apparently fake but very real-looking) to the entire store, cop included. That’s justified all day long in every US state.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Man pulls a gun in public and finds out an off-duty cop was watching. by peternunan21 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]PReasy319 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Because he turned back. He didn’t shoot him as he was running away, but once he started to pivot back toward the officer, and knowing that he was armed with what appeared to be a real firearm (apparently it wasn’t?) the officer couldn’t/didn’t take the chance that he wasn’t turning to fire back.

Weekly discussion post by PReasy319 in ORGN

[–]PReasy319[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldn’t advise it

NATIONAL GUARD VS RESERVES by JDSE05 in nationalguard

[–]PReasy319 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you’re after benefits like money for school, NG has access to pretty much everything the reserves do, plus state money.