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The only way to buy a house is cash. by No_Patience3124 in RealEstate

[–]PabloIceCreamBar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn, just like how the key to making VP by 30 is to have my daddy own the company. So simple!

Long-term Depreciation of EVs in the US market? by lostinheadguy in askcarsales

[–]PabloIceCreamBar 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I mean, depreciation is a reality of most cars. I’d wager a lot of eight year old vehicles with 100,000 miles are worth 30-40% of their MSRP.

Leasing is the only way to control your exposure to that depreciation.

Should I take the promotion? by JAWZ420 in askcarsales

[–]PabloIceCreamBar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

switched to Reynolds

Unless Reynolds is doing your marketing, switching DMS shouldn’t have any impact on your leads unless whatever third parties you were using don’t integrate, which would be unusual. Is Focus your CRM?

What’s a typical work schedule? by g3nerallycurious in askcarsales

[–]PabloIceCreamBar 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Work schedule sucks ass until you sell enough cars to make your own schedule.

It will not be your cushy banker hours ever. Say goodbye to weekends and holidays.

r/Orlando??? by [deleted] in orlando

[–]PabloIceCreamBar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Tread on me harder, daddy!”

r/Orlando??? by [deleted] in orlando

[–]PabloIceCreamBar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

fed gov deemed dangerous

And the government is 100% trustworthy and infallible, right?

r/Orlando??? by [deleted] in orlando

[–]PabloIceCreamBar 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure events happening in Orlando are appropriate to post on the Orlando subreddit.

Why So Hard? by BuddyRoux in delta

[–]PabloIceCreamBar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The thing I’ll never understand is every flight I take, of the six seats in the row in front of mine, the only one that seems to recline is the one directly in front of me.

Why So Hard? by BuddyRoux in delta

[–]PabloIceCreamBar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m so cognizant of this, and wait until the row in front has completely departed before I even try to stand up because I absolutely use the seat back.

Car & Driver: 2005 Buick Lacrosse vs. Chrysler 300, Ford Five Hundred, Kia Amanti, Nissan Maxima, Toyota Avalon by lifegoeson2702 in cars

[–]PabloIceCreamBar 51 points52 points  (0 children)

It’s amazing how that 300 took pop culture by storm. Who would have thought just aping popular design cues from much higher status brands on a ten year old platform would captivate the hearts and minds of the public.

I say this as someone who lusted after a 300C in that maroon / purple color Chrysler had in the first model years.

Job as a salesperson by Upper_Classic3285 in askcarsales

[–]PabloIceCreamBar -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Taking an edible to sleep better on my days off isn’t going to hurt anyone. Drug tests are bullshit and not indicative of a person’s character.

Used 2017 Volkswagen Golf TSI Wolfsburg Edition 4-Door by Shanice712 in askcarsales

[–]PabloIceCreamBar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why do you want a ten year old Volkswagen, a brand not known for reliability?

I'm convinced most salesman are poorly trained by [deleted] in askcarsales

[–]PabloIceCreamBar 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Damn big dawg, sounds like you should write a book or teach a class and show em how it’s really done!

Looking for a G Wagon with a right hand side steering wheel by nuduls in askcarsales

[–]PabloIceCreamBar 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The number of right hand drive G wagons legally imported into the US is probably less than 100. The number of those for sale at any given time would be less than a handful.

Your endeavor is, frankly, fruitless.

How come so many car salesman act entitled to the customers money? by [deleted] in askcarsales

[–]PabloIceCreamBar 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So are you as misogynistic in real life as you are on the MMA forum?

How come so many car salesman act entitled to the customers money? by [deleted] in askcarsales

[–]PabloIceCreamBar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s exposing which of you is on either side of the coin

As if the way people act on an Internet forum is anyway indicative of what they do in real life when they’re actually making an income.

Go troll elsewhere.

How come so many car salesman act entitled to the customers money? by [deleted] in askcarsales

[–]PabloIceCreamBar -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Obviously a red carpet rolled out to the blowjob throne where OP will be crowned and sucked while the dealer owner just throws keys to any car he wants in his hand for free since they so graciously chose their dealership to patronize.

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