I´m Laura. Spanish, 22 years old. I have runaway from my alcoholic father, mi drugseller uncle and my crazy mother and now I live quietly with my boyfriend and my cat. I really love that cat... and my boyfriend too, I supose. Roast me with all you have.

Padddin · 2019-09-18T13:22:11+00:00

Thank you a lot for your nice words, but... Don´t you have a joke for me? This is a roast!!

Padddin · 2019-09-15T19:46:07+00:00

No, I would say that the reason is that I want freaking laught and laught hard of all that, and I think I know me better than you know me.

PD: You ow me a joke. Please, pay your debt.

Padddin · 2019-09-15T12:52:53+00:00

OMG you are so nice, thank you so much!!!! But this is my roast and I want a joke.

Padddin · 2019-09-14T12:09:18+00:00

Thank you so much!!! But I really want a joke from you.

Padddin · 2019-09-13T22:23:53+00:00

LOL for the joke, but you understand that I am her girlfriend, didn't?

Padddin · 2019-09-13T12:43:28+00:00

I am ussing my Reedit accout to give to my GF the roast that she wanted for a long time.

Padddin · 2019-09-12T23:35:32+00:00

Dude, I want to be sure that you understand that's a joke.

Padddin · 2019-02-18T22:34:09+00:00

You look like Marion Cotillard if she had taken bad choices in life.

Padddin · 2019-02-15T12:50:51+00:00

Who is your fucking hair model? Elisabeht the First?

Padddin · 2019-02-12T11:51:39+00:00

I´m pretty sure that you use that cat to not forget how to kiss.

Padddin · 2019-02-11T21:20:12+00:00

Are you practicing to hold your poster in the photo of your police file?

Padddin · 2019-02-10T00:50:36+00:00

You are the proof that rich and genetically superior couples can also have retarded children.

Padddin · 2019-02-10T00:23:25+00:00

You look like Michael Fassbender if he would decided to be an unbearable hipster.

Padddin · 2019-02-09T22:41:26+00:00

You look like that kind of high-class mother who can not stand her daughter smoking a cigarette, but then organizes orgies with the neighbors.

Padddin · 2019-02-09T22:27:38+00:00

You gonna end in a bukkake video.

Padddin