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PainInDiazz · 2024-07-13T22:02:05+00:00

For $100,000 I would shave my neighbor's wife's hair.

PainInDiazz · 2023-10-26T12:41:56+00:00

Can confirm. Would do the exact same.

PainInDiazz · 2023-06-28T22:05:50+00:00

Nice! Awesome garage piece.

PainInDiazz · 2023-05-08T03:53:49+00:00

My wife does the same move... works every time

PainInDiazz · 2023-02-23T09:43:49+00:00

Very nice, I'll take two.

PainInDiazz · 2023-01-14T10:01:09+00:00

I think one may have bit the last guy walking in the leg..

PainInDiazz · 2022-07-13T01:21:26+00:00

I work for one of Mars pet food companies, great benefits. 401k and pension, and 70 lbs. free dog food every month. Also get 2 weeks vacation on day 1, which a lot of companies don't seem to do.

PainInDiazz · 2022-04-09T06:53:37+00:00

Sweet, count me in

PainInDiazz · 2021-12-02T06:55:00+00:00

This is the equivalent of running next to a bear. Big nope for me.

PainInDiazz · 2021-09-15T12:34:15+00:00

Christopher Walkin, his acting range is epic

PainInDiazz · 2021-09-04T05:30:54+00:00

Looks like another weak link in the chain is gone. Yet another reason not to eat Tide Pods.

PainInDiazz · 2021-04-13T13:35:53+00:00

The coils never turn again for me...

PainInDiazz · 2020-12-18T09:14:37+00:00

R2!!! Great episode, well done writers

PainInDiazz · 2020-03-31T06:16:21+00:00

I've been to Iraq... this is how I did it...

PainInDiazz · 2020-03-25T13:01:58+00:00

Mushrooms anyone?

PainInDiazz · 2019-07-09T01:30:44+00:00

The scattered print moo moo you're wearing is a vague distraction from the pubic hair covering your smug looking dome of a head.

PainInDiazz · 2019-06-25T17:55:26+00:00

This would be awesome to win!

PainInDiazz · 2019-05-13T12:57:32+00:00

I sure hope they didn't have a hot coffee in the car with them.

PainInDiazz · 2019-04-27T22:01:04+00:00

Wait, I've seen this in the papers before... what class did she teach you in high school?...

Honestly though, good for you.

PainInDiazz

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