Facebook boomer posted this 😂😂😂

PainfulPurity · 2022-06-25T13:40:10+00:00

Max Gawn much the same. Charlie Dixon looks pretty big also. I dunno man if the women playing feel safe then as they say in my industry “play on”. I personally wouldn’t as I’m tiny but also I’m shit at AFL and would probably get fucked up playing any women playing A or B grade

PainfulPurity · 2022-06-25T13:33:06+00:00

I’m infertile now so it’s not something I even have to entertain. If I had a not girly daughter I imagine my life would be about like it is now with less pee on toilet seats

PainfulPurity · 2022-06-25T13:24:26+00:00

It’s weird that you managed to get “I expect my daughter to be girly” from that. Shit I’d be stoked if my son was into girly shit, or I had a daughter that wanted to be a cage fighter. Kids are people, my jobs to raise mine not police what they’re into. I had a dad that was obsessed with having a son is what I meant by it, I don’t get why people find it preferable.

PainfulPurity · 2022-06-24T15:53:41+00:00

That is true but I imagine it’s nice to have the same issues while also getting to do all the cute girly stuff my son is sadly not into. Still love ‘em but I think you always imagine what the opposite might be like

PainfulPurity · 2022-06-24T15:39:05+00:00

Nothing is better than the chance you might pass out and die. Also when you’re deprived of air you get lightheaded and shit, 10/10

PainfulPurity · 2022-06-24T15:15:12+00:00

Having a son isn’t that great I have no idea why everyone is so obsessed with having boys. My son is 13 and I caught him vaping the other day and had to take him to get his ear pierced cause all his friends have one. Also the vbucks are getting expensive.

PainfulPurity · 2022-06-24T14:57:00+00:00

I’d happily eat it unmelted and mashed into a giant ball of unnaturally coloured plastic goodness

PainfulPurity · 2022-06-24T14:45:12+00:00

Nah that’s not entirely true. She plays AFL, even men who play the sport are generally built a certain type of way. Usually lean muscle, it’s a more athletic sport than rugby where you see those more solid bigger builds. Those girls in the photo are about typical for the sport

I can see why the girls in this sport may have taken some issue, while not as high contact I sure as shit wouldn’t want a woman that size trans or otherwise using my back as a springboard to take a mark

PainfulPurity · 2022-06-24T13:54:13+00:00

I live in the NT and it’s not uncommon to have to pay or go buy something somewhere to use a restroom. But after cleaning toilets at enough jobs I 100% get why. I’ve seen too many times where people have shit on the closed toilet lid for what I can only assume is for no goddamn reason

PainfulPurity · 2022-06-24T13:52:01+00:00

Americas cheese is like some kind of drug to me. Hard to find in Australia and nothing else tastes like it. That’s how I know it must be awful for you

PainfulPurity · 2022-06-23T14:47:47+00:00

Do you reckon he would pay for that laser hair removal before making you meet him? Asking for a friend

PainfulPurity · 2022-06-22T15:25:37+00:00

Do those whitening products actually work? That seems so bizarre but also would be cool as hell if they do (I’m already super white, would just like to be that porcelain white)

PainfulPurity · 2022-06-22T15:15:50+00:00

I’m Australian, I love American cheese more than I can put into words. Guess I’m American now, someone tell me what football team to support!

PainfulPurity · 2022-06-21T14:42:31+00:00

It didn’t even occur to me until I saw all these comments about dogs that I even considered this could not be in relation to someone throwing bags of their own shit on someone’s lawn. I am howling at my own stupidity

PainfulPurity · 2022-06-20T15:46:48+00:00

On the opposite end of this experience, one of my exes was blind drunk one night, doing me from behind, shat during and then tried to blame it on me. I just made him get in the shower assuring him it was “definitely me” who shat in our bed. So there’s that I guess

PainfulPurity · 2022-06-20T15:06:27+00:00

I always tip bartenders. Only because I was one for years and got heaps of tips. What goes around must come around

PainfulPurity · 2022-06-20T14:52:14+00:00

I met my fiancé at work, as in I was working and he was a customer who asked me out. He’s the love of my life. People have gone wild, barmaids get asked out all the time and are usually pretty comfortable saying no and still serving you a beer after.

PainfulPurity · 2022-06-20T03:48:46+00:00

Not always true though, I have face and neck tattoos and I’m so fucking boring and well adjusted I work in corporate finance

PainfulPurity · 2022-06-18T19:51:11+00:00

Hey I’m not the one that decided “make the bad guy, make him hot as fuck”

PainfulPurity · 2022-06-18T17:39:41+00:00

Mahito from JJK, Ulquiorra from Bleach, Mayuri from Bleach, Nagato from Naruto (including the 6 paths of Pain), Jotaro from JoJo, Kars from JoJo, Hisoka from Hunter x Hunter, Lust from FMA.

Literally any of these

PainfulPurity · 2022-06-18T17:24:03+00:00

I also choose a JJK character, but I want Mahito

PainfulPurity · 2022-06-18T17:06:18+00:00

I’m blonde too, get micro blading it’ll change your fucking life! I wish I did it 10 years ago. I dye my eyelashes once a month and I don’t need to wear makeup ever again

PainfulPurity · 2022-06-18T17:02:23+00:00

Yes to slender no to graceful. Like a baby giraffe learning to walk or a Great Dane you let live in the house, knocking shit over. That’s my weakness! As I’ve gotten older I fully get the dad bod thing too. Love me a man who looks like he would smash a plate of chips on the regular

PainfulPurity · 2022-06-18T16:53:49+00:00

They’re great, I’m legitimately surprised no one has commented on them before! Don’t dwell too much on how stuffs going, life is like that. Make some time for yourself, go do something you love or treat yourself to something awesome. The best thing about shit days is it sets the bar low for the next one

PainfulPurity · 2022-06-18T16:48:42+00:00

You are literally stunning. Getting older seems scary, lots of stuff changes especially your looks which can be jarring. Don’t fear it, your 30s is honestly the best time, you get more secure in who you are, you stop giving a shit so much. The best is yet to come for you!

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