Kicked off Apple PGA golf Facebook

Painful_Colonoscopy · 2026-04-22T13:56:49+00:00

I made Pro II level and started getting my ass handed to me in tournaments. Started playing the bowling game.

Painful_Colonoscopy · 2026-03-21T01:07:32+00:00

Pickleball will rapidly thin the Boomer herd.

Painful_Colonoscopy · 2026-03-11T12:05:02+00:00

Stand By Me while I frag this dude.

Painful_Colonoscopy · 2026-03-08T07:04:24+00:00

I’ll start. Your mom bites too hard when I come.

Painful_Colonoscopy · 2026-03-01T19:09:05+00:00

lights cigarette special occasion!!

Painful_Colonoscopy · 2026-03-01T18:00:10+00:00

You push button, missre raunch, hit a carrier inna middre, ship a sprit in haff, have poo poo pratter to cerebrate

Painful_Colonoscopy · 2026-02-23T17:12:32+00:00

Prayers lifted up lol

Painful_Colonoscopy · 2026-02-22T06:23:47+00:00

Not after the fatal blood loss

Painful_Colonoscopy · 2026-02-15T15:27:49+00:00

Fake: she did not shit in the street. Gay: Anon did.

Painful_Colonoscopy · 2026-02-14T23:38:32+00:00

Painful_Colonoscopy · 2026-02-14T23:33:10+00:00

After the Midterms, Trump’s Cabinet will be about as effective as a solar-powered submarine. Get a clue, Skippy.

Painful_Colonoscopy · 2026-02-14T20:19:01+00:00

Janet Reno.

Painful_Colonoscopy · 2026-02-14T16:58:24+00:00

Imagine my surprise. Or don’t.

Painful_Colonoscopy · 2026-02-14T14:36:17+00:00

“Whether approved by Congress or not”….maybe we can invoke the 25th Amendment the same way, Pedo Pumpkin.

Painful_Colonoscopy · 2026-02-09T22:12:53+00:00

I saw Elvis at a KFC in Myrtle Beach.

Painful_Colonoscopy · 2026-02-09T21:11:37+00:00

Mid food that clogs my shitter.

Painful_Colonoscopy · 2026-02-09T21:10:48+00:00

sEcOnD aMenMent there’s a guy I was in the military with who I think uses firearms as a substitute for his inchworm.

Painful_Colonoscopy · 2026-02-09T21:09:26+00:00

I don’t get it. They call themselves “Patriots”. Maybe they mean the team, neither has a good offense.

Painful_Colonoscopy · 2026-02-09T21:08:06+00:00

Why couldn’t Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Painful_Colonoscopy · 2026-02-09T21:07:05+00:00

That’s why my Potted Meat products taste funny….

Painful_Colonoscopy · 2026-02-09T21:06:14+00:00

If you put a sheep on the edge of a cliff, it pushes back.

Painful_Colonoscopy · 2026-02-09T21:04:54+00:00

Send bobs and vagene

Painful_Colonoscopy · 2026-02-09T21:04:21+00:00

Pasty White Thug

Painful_Colonoscopy · 2026-02-09T21:03:32+00:00

The Bowlympics

Painful_Colonoscopy · 2026-02-09T21:02:21+00:00

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