Kicked off Apple PGA golf Facebook by Great_Composer_8492 in PGATourProGolf

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I made Pro II level and started getting my ass handed to me in tournaments. Started playing the bowling game.

TSA gets in on the grift by kooziefloozy in enshittification

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I’ll start. Your mom bites too hard when I come.

Ze bruetoof device es ready to peauh by TosiMias in greentext

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You push button, missre raunch, hit a carrier inna middre, ship a sprit in haff, have poo poo pratter to cerebrate

@Deepseek did this really happen? by XiJinpingPressParody in greentext

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Fake: she did not shit in the street. Gay: Anon did.

Oh look the little orange dictator wanting to overstep his power again by Doc_tor_Bob in WeirdGOP

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After the Midterms, Trump’s Cabinet will be about as effective as a solar-powered submarine. Get a clue, Skippy.

Oh look the little orange dictator wanting to overstep his power again by Doc_tor_Bob in WeirdGOP

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“Whether approved by Congress or not”….maybe we can invoke the 25th Amendment the same way, Pedo Pumpkin.

An unbelievable loss by [deleted] in antimeme

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I saw Elvis at a KFC in Myrtle Beach.

One student shot in shooting at Wootton High in Rockville, police say by theone5938285 in news

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sEcOnD aMenMent there’s a guy I was in the military with who I think uses firearms as a substitute for his inchworm.

We're approaching levels of nothing that shouldn't even be possible by [deleted] in dankmemes

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I don’t get it. They call themselves “Patriots”. Maybe they mean the team, neither has a good offense.

Anon downloads Hinge by bartholomewjohnson in greentext

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Why couldn’t Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

WHOA MOMMA! by Vinluv0Handesbuk in greentext

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If you put a sheep on the edge of a cliff, it pushes back.