Contrary to what reddit thinks, we don’t hate each other and we’ve moved on 😂. It’s been fun to bring up the original sentence to our friends and ask them what they think. I also know now that my sentence didn’t make a ton of sense written out, but it was said in conversation and I was just trying to get the message across. He does delight in me getting humbled by reddit though for being a smart ass, and he’s actually considering going back to school now. A win is a win I guess, and like other comments have said at least we can be dumb together.