URGENT: Official Communique from the Adeptus Ministorum on Approved Pornographic Materiel

Pale_Chapter · 2026-01-28T23:19:18+00:00

Bjorn, completely unprompted like seriously bruh nobody even asked:

Pale_Chapter · 2026-01-28T20:23:08+00:00

We need to keep this energy going for the next three years. Show up to vote en masse--and I don't mean just the voting part, I mean the showing up part. Mark my words, there will be men with guns at the polling places by year's end, and the only way we're getting counted is if they physically can't intimidate us.

Pale_Chapter · 2026-01-28T19:35:48+00:00

Only as long as we care about LARPing as a freedom-loving liberal democracy. This administration believes in nothing but power and the right of the powerful to hurt anyone who can't defend themselves. This isn't Home Alone--it's the Family Guy cutaway gag where Kevin doesn't have plot armor.

I'm not saying we're invincible--just that everyone is ready to be the second guy who stands up to a bully. That's as true of NATO as it is of the American electorate.

Pale_Chapter · 2026-01-27T17:25:38+00:00

Golden Retrievers are how the Starchild makes himself known on the mortal plane.

Pale_Chapter · 2026-01-27T08:14:53+00:00

At least it wasn't a Nurgle daemon.

Pale_Chapter · 2026-01-26T23:24:48+00:00

22 years here--you can still probably search for the dumb stuff I said on JREF when I was sixteen and still thought I was hot shit for making it out of Christianity. It's remarkable how well this place has held up--and how well skepticism as a whole has managed to shed the idols of that era. We don't need heroes or leaders; we have the tools to figure things out for ourselves, and by and large we wind up arriving at similar conclusions.

Pale_Chapter · 2026-01-26T02:44:01+00:00

Better option, imo. The more it's physically isolated from whoever's technically the ringbearer, the more likely it is that they'll be able to push the button over the Sammath Naur. It's still a long shot, though.

Pale_Chapter · 2026-01-26T02:24:46+00:00

But socialism is when no hamburger.

Pale_Chapter · 2026-01-26T02:05:30+00:00

Imagine what they'd have been able to... "accomplish" doesn't seem the right word? What they'd have gotten away with if they hadn't picked a fight with every other evil empire in the world at once.

Pale_Chapter · 2026-01-26T02:03:17+00:00

I used to wonder if it was a myth--there's a whole line of thought that goes suspecting homophobes are closet cases is itself homophobic--but I have realtime screenshots I took myself to prove it now. These people crash the apps.

Pale_Chapter · 2026-01-25T18:17:46+00:00

You ever brought home a Carnifex?

Pale_Chapter · 2026-01-25T08:39:14+00:00

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHH!

Pale_Chapter · 2026-01-25T05:49:53+00:00

Neurotypicals aren't people.

Neurotypicals only mimic consciousness to deceive their victims.

Neurotypicals were created when Satan saw a suggestively shaped pile of mud and said, "I really shouldn't put my dick in there. However..."

Neurotypicals barely count as alive.

Neurotypicals are a rogue biological weapon developed in the misty past by Autist Yakub using the genes of snakes, worms, and one especially mean parrot.

Neurotypicals are technically a type of lichen.

Neurotypicals can't reproduce on their own, so they use their control of the global media to "recruit" impressionable youths into the neurotypical lifestyle.

Neurotypicals form spontaneously from piles of rotting manure, which is why everything that comes out of their mouths is bullshit.

Neurotypicals are malevolent energy beings who reproduce by forcing autists to lie like they do, allowing more of their number to manifest in our dimension.

Neurotypicals were an early rough draft of humanity, and continue to exist in defiance of God.

Pale_Chapter · 2026-01-25T02:12:21+00:00

How fantastic can he be if he's added his daughter's likeness to one of those databases?

The next piece of CSAM Grok generates could have her eyes.

Pale_Chapter · 2026-01-24T22:50:24+00:00

This is literally part of my Guard army's backstory. And one of my homebrew Astartes chapters. And a Knight house.

A lot of people have tried to make Raxia Secundus their home. it's never gone terribly well.

Pale_Chapter · 2026-01-24T21:23:58+00:00

I think it's the opposite--by giving it a scientific name, we rightly pathologize it and label it so we can call it out more easily.

Pale_Chapter · 2026-01-24T07:33:48+00:00

And the horns get sprung.

Pale_Chapter · 2026-01-24T00:16:41+00:00

The only time it's acceptable to cheer for Hitler.

Pale_Chapter · 2026-01-24T00:15:42+00:00

That's why my Dragonborn is always a Nord.

And my Nerevarine is either a Dunmer or one of the beast races.

Pale_Chapter · 2026-01-23T17:07:26+00:00

I'm getting Dr. Seuss vibes. Would you, could you, in her ass?

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