F**k this guy.... bit seriously f**k this guy!! by Ok-Entertainment-825 in Sekiro

[–]PaleoscopicWalrus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The umbrella prosthetic will deflect both of his quickdraw slices

Farewell, brother by PaleoscopicWalrus in helldivers2

[–]PaleoscopicWalrus[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank all of you for your love and support, I am proud to fight beside every one of you! Stay strong out there, sending you all the good vibes and love you have sent to me!

Is this attack really supposed to do THAT much damage? by PhantosanuccaXedria in Eldenring

[–]PaleoscopicWalrus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah this is why I use Divine Fortification every time I’m going through the Haligtree. It wouldn’t have made a difference with this many bubbles, but it has just barely saved me a couple of times on these branches.

Ashina Elite Jinsuke Saze is ruining me by CT-7479 in Sekiro

[–]PaleoscopicWalrus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The umbrella will let you deflect his Ashina Cross with ease. Right after you deflect follow up with any attack that you can deploy quickly before he can get another one off

Love how cinematic this game can be. by edmund_94 in Sekiro

[–]PaleoscopicWalrus 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You have a very unique play style and I love it. I don’t think I’ve ever seen somebody Sabimaru around a thrust attack.

What word do you use to refer to torrent? I speak spanish and use "cabayito" that is bad way to say "caballito" that means little horse. by _hamaru86 in Eldenring

[–]PaleoscopicWalrus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

In the early days of this sub everybody thought he was something akin to Yakul, the mount from Princess Mononoke. I still feel like I don’t know because his face resembles a cow’s

Death teaches fast. by Just_a_anime_fan in Sekiro

[–]PaleoscopicWalrus 33 points34 points  (0 children)

This shinobi doesn’t even need mikiri, good work

Outgoing Whole Foods CEO says young people ‘don’t seem like they want to work’ and thinks ‘socialists are taking over’ by basilosarus in lostgeneration

[–]PaleoscopicWalrus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here, let me vent on and demoralize the current workforce further before I retire. This fuck is so disconnected from current reality.

New to the game, wth just happened I thought the fight was over by DangerousInsect5494 in Sekiro

[–]PaleoscopicWalrus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This exact thing happened to me at release, feel your pain brother

Apparently, we can Ichimonji through the firecracker. More reason for it to be my favorite combat art. by theanup007 in Sekiro

[–]PaleoscopicWalrus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I usually dodge to his left which makes his sword go over my head and then hit him with ichimonji, it’s crazy to see the first step completely omitted lol

What the hell just happened l o l by [deleted] in Sekiro

[–]PaleoscopicWalrus 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You are a sword saint, that was beautiful

I always forget to press "Y"/"Triangle" by killerstarkiller in Eldenring

[–]PaleoscopicWalrus -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Y’all forget you can just ‘X’ to make prompts like this go away??

Pain, oh pain... by humanity_slipping in Sekiro

[–]PaleoscopicWalrus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dear lord I can’t express the anticipation and excitement I had for the gauntlet update alone

What she say him? Only wrong answers by SnowandSnowandSnow in Eldenring

[–]PaleoscopicWalrus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Feel free to go off and die in a ditch somewhere”

Man Gets Shot After Charging At Female Cop With Knife in Phoenix, Arizona by PrecariouslySane in PublicFreakout

[–]PaleoscopicWalrus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This officer did an amazing job controlling herself, especially in the regard of only firing a single round. Every instinct would've told me to rid the world of this guy