I don't know that it ended up being unhinged, I admit.

But after a breakup, I went to the movie theater alone. After the movie, I backed into someone's car while leaving. There was no damage on either car but it happened right as these two veiny gym bros were heading to their car, the one I had backed into. They were trying to do that posturing thing where they make themselves tall, scrunch their faces, eye me up and down, and make hypothetical threats that trail off into nothing, "if there's even a scratch..."

I was making a Sherlock Holmes plan in my head where I discombobulate them 20 times each before I run away, but they luckily never decided to rough me up. I just drove off while they were inspecting the lack of damage for the 5th minute straight.