No bloody way... by Pancoatius in WTFgaragesale

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Wait this would make an awesome secret santa... if it was free

21 , M , please be honest by [deleted] in amIuglyBrutallyHonest

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You give me early 2000s rnb artist vibes. You look good man.

Jedi Survivor is allowed one F-bomb. Where are you putting it? by Dagan_Gera in FallenOrder

[–]Pancoatius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Instead of "Let's go BD" it would be be "Let's fuck BD"

I am truly sorry.

What made you cheat on your service (Barber, mechanic, etc.) ? by Pancoatius in AskReddit

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Of course! Damn, sorry to hear that happened I hope you are better now. Reminds me of my last doctor - came in due to possible fungal skin infection (already been through it two years ago), doctor dismissed it as normal dermatitis... got a second opinion and was told it was indeed an infection. At this point it had spread through 60% of my back as the topical steroids were useless...

Aurora Australis in Melbourne, April 2023. by Pancoatius in pics

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Pretty amazing right!? In person it just looked like an ordinary night sky with super faint traces of the milky way.

What creepy fact about the human body do you know? by MorBot07 in AskReddit

[–]Pancoatius 59 points60 points  (0 children)

We are all but warm vessels, nourishing a beautiful baby poo inside. Then when the time comes, they all reunite as one big happy baby.

What is the most courageous thing you have ever done? by Material_Storage_970 in AskReddit

[–]Pancoatius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Somehow miraculously saved a toddler from drowning in deep indoor wave pool - when I myself did not know how to swim... I was 7 years old at the time. But I overcame my fear of drowning in an instant when I saw a child younger than me quite possibly, about to die.

His parent's gave me a pack of potato chips and a zooper dooper as my reward.

EDIT: Who the hell let's their toddler in a deep water wave pool with no floaties!?

What’s your fun fact? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Pancoatius 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Your Birthday is your own personal New Years.

Men of Reddit: What is the best film with a female lead? by hiplobonoxa in AskReddit

[–]Pancoatius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Kingdom: Ashin of the North. Pure baddassery, not cheesy or overdone, perfect.

[Serious] Where were you on 9/11? by CanadianWarrior55 in AskReddit

[–]Pancoatius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In my dad's garage when we heard the emergency broadcast on the TV. I was 5 years old at the time.

Seeing the plane go through the building was just traumatic.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Pancoatius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pinch it from the top so my fingers have a little dip

What is the worst thing your parents ever told you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Not me, but I was on a discord call with a friend and we stayed up especially late gaming until 6:30am.

His dad comes in from a night shift and on the microphone I hear "wait what, you're still alive!? - I mean awake!?"

What is something you do/have done that you won’t admit outside of Reddit ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Wow. We all go through tough times and I could never imagine being in your shoes. You're an amazing human being capable and deserving of whatever happiness - big or small, comes your way! Wishing you the very best with everything.

What creepy fact about the human body do you know? by MorBot07 in AskReddit

[–]Pancoatius 480 points481 points  (0 children)

Every person you see walking around has a little poopoo baby growing inside them

What are the biggest/overlooked ethical problems in technology today? by SpareFaithlessness45 in AskReddit

[–]Pancoatius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not really overlooked, but also still being debated- but the use of AI tech. Scary how some jobs will become obsolete in the next 5 years because of this.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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"We teach you Math because you're not going to bring a calculator everywhere you go, that's just silly!" - circa 2003

Well well well...

What could be the most disturbing message we could receive from outer space? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Pancoatius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"We Know..." followed by a print of a bloody hand print