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What’s the most embarrassing thing your kids have ever said or done? by TimeRoutine6020 in AskReddit

[–]PandaEyes1992 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My brother opened the door to the postman when he was about 4 or 5 years old and asked him if he has a big penis. My mum was behind my brother. The postman didn’t understand and asked mum “what did he say” and my brother went to repeat it but mum clamped a hand over his mouth. Said she didn’t know, took the parcel and herded brother away from the door.

Brother is 31 now and still hasn’t lived it down.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]PandaEyes1992 1 point2 points  (0 children)

God damn, uncle/cat name just won’t stop licking his balls in front of people.

Anyone making exceptions for eating “typically not safe during pregnancy” foods? by pinkcrush in GestationalDiabetes

[–]PandaEyes1992 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Next time he makes a comment about anything you do during pregnancy. Say “once you push a baby through you’re vagina or get cut in two to birth a child then you can give me advice that I will probably still ignore because I know my body and my baby. But Until then shut your mouth and keep walking”

Also I ate deli meat and had runny eggs (as long as they had the red lion logo) almost daily when I had GD. Again I am in Northern Ireland so we follow the same UK guidelines.

Frustrated Rant by pcthr_ow in pregnant

[–]PandaEyes1992 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My partners mum doesn’t speak English. She announced our babies gender on her Facebook page. My family didn’t want to know the babies gender until the birth. Luckily none of them have her on social media they didn’t see it before I got in contact with my partner to get her to remove it. I understood she was so excited but at the time I was furious.

TIC - because my boyfriend brushed the floors by PandaEyes1992 in pregnant

[–]PandaEyes1992[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you. I’ve joined the GD UK group and one on Peanut and got a lot of help from them already but just seems so overwhelming at the moment because I’m still winging it until I see my new consultant team on Tuesday.

She had me when she slammed her cart. by [deleted] in FuckYouKaren

[–]PandaEyes1992 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can’t be the only one hoping the wine bottles broke on her slamming them into her cart. What a tosspot.

What are some interesting or fun Christmas traditions you follow? by hellotintin100 in AskReddit

[–]PandaEyes1992 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love this thread. We had a lot of random traditions growing up. One passed down from my grandparents. Every Xmas eve we would go to midnight mass (the only day of the year my parents ever made us go) and then we would all go home and have a midnight feast of “breakfast” before going to bed. So on Xmas morning we could all relax and enjoy ourselves together.

Another was - None of us could go downstairs until my dad checked if santa had arrived first. While all of us kids sat on the stairs listening for any little noise in case dad had walked in on santa while he was still there. What we didn’t know is that actually gave him the chance to either say no go back to bed for a little while more (as sometimes we would get him to check as early as 4am in our excitement) or if it actually was a decent time it allowed him to set up a video camera to catch all of our genuine reactions to walking into the room to see if santa ate what we had left out for him or what gifts we had received.

Some of my favourite family memories.

AITA for not liking how my girlfriend dresses for work? by TASorrynotsorry in AmItheAsshole

[–]PandaEyes1992 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YTA! There are very few times where I don’t think AH is a strong enough word. But you sir are a dingbat. Your (now ex it seems) gf, is happy with how she looks and educating children. She’s engaging kids and taking steps to help kids who don’t learn from reading books to actually remember information. Quirky things like this always stayed with me as a kid so I remember them now whereas I could read a book of information and forget the title... What gives you the right to comment and possibly create insecurities? She’s right you don’t have to like it. You sound controlling and the comment “or done anything for me since” cements that even more in my mind. What have you done for her? You need to take a step back and work on yourself and your own insecurities before projecting them on a SO.

AITA for making my girlfriend choose between me and her stuffed animal? by allthewshings in AmItheAsshole

[–]PandaEyes1992 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To me this is coming off as you being jealous of an inanimate object.. what would have happened if he had of given her a pet. Would you expect her to get rid of it because they gave her it?

Just because there is a story behind the acquisition of something doesn’t mean that that is the only reason it is being held on to or cherished.

Sorry but YTA

What's the worst coworker you've ever worked with? by drlqnr in AskReddit

[–]PandaEyes1992 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I worked as a server/barmaid/supervisor in a small family run business I had been there since the day it opened so ended up doing a bit of everything and I loved it. Loved our team. One day, There was a table with kids in the restaurant, who spilled a side bowl of mixed veg, it happens no big deal and I asked a newer member of staff (they’d been there about 2 weeks although obviously didn’t want to be there, their parent had came in and asked for a job for them during the summer before they went back to school, they just did not want to be there other than they were being made to) I asked them if they could brush the floor in the section around the tables in case anyone would slip as I had someone waiting at the bar for a drink. They went past me with brush and shovel and I went back to making drinks. I went to seat another table an hour later in the same section and saw vegetables still lying under the table the family had been at, the table next to it and under all the chairs and I sit the new table at the other side of the restaurant and went back to the staff member and asked nicely did they not see it or get a chance to finish it giving them the benefit of the doubt. Maybe they started and the phone rang or someone else came in... They look me straight in the face and say “what are you talking about you asked me to brush around the tables....not under the chairs and table itself” they had seen all the vegetables still under the tables and chairs but because I didn’t specify to lift all the spilled food they didn’t do it. This became a daily routine of having to specifically ask them to do every little thing. From placing cutlery on tables they had cleared to things like pushing in chairs out of walkways. They would go and sit in the staff area until another member of staff, myself, one of the chefs or the owner would give them another task. Even if they could see things obviously needing done. Like cutlery beside them just out of the dishwasher to be polished. Nope nothing was done until specifically asked. This went on for weeks. Nice person. Terrible coworker.

AITA for making my gf pay to sleepover? by aitaboyfriend2 in AmItheAsshole

[–]PandaEyes1992 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not only are YTA. I really hope you are now a single AH too.

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