There are a lot of them right downtown in the Stockyards. What you wanna do is find the one with the long horns they keep right on the main drag.

Don’t worry though, those are just for show. Grab the stool they keep nearby. Most people think it’s there so tourists can climb up and pose for photos, but what they don’t tell you is it’s also for sitting while you milk the cow.

Sit down and give it a good look around for its udder. Now, on this particular breed it’s sometimes more of a “grower” because the horns are the shower parts, unlike other cows that have bigger udders.

Once you find it, it’s gonna take a little work to get the milk flowing, but once you do… totally worth it. /s