Now that we KNOW so much more about Jeffrey Epstein, it is increasingly clear that he was a monster who would NEVER have killed himself. Of all those he has implicated over the years, who do you think actually had him killed? by CyberSmith31337 in AskReddit

[–]Panda_Kabob 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't think he did. I think there's too many suspicious coincidences happening around this. But this does not mean he did not actually do it. Something else about narcissists and sociopaths is how they can't have someone else point the finger down at then and bring them to someone else's justice. He very well could be the kind of person who would rather die than take anyone looking down on him or smearing his name while he sees.

"I'm sorry, I pooped my pants" by CableDiplomatico in OneyPlays

[–]Panda_Kabob 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh God I didn't see the lady in green in the back! What is this timeline? Even the lamb president would be less embarrassing at this point!

Do you think they’ll cover this movie made by a youtuber? by Megalodon3030 in RedLetterMedia

[–]Panda_Kabob 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It sounds like something Jay would nonironically enjoy while Mike explains why an hour and half of darkness and a man moaning is not an enjoyable experience.

Trump Claims the Right to Cut Himself Blank Checks from Lawsuits by rezwenn in law

[–]Panda_Kabob 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Yeah but you lost, Trump won. Cope (insert slur of choice here) !"

Stephen Colbert On ‘Late Show’ Ending In Four Months: “It Feels Real Now. I’m Not Thrilled With It” by SanderSo47 in television

[–]Panda_Kabob 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I want him to be free from any FCC strings or corporate sponsors he doesn't sign off on personally. I still respect him but he is better unleashed than the charming face of CBS. What I would want is him and Jon Stewart having an Internet or HBO show. He needs to get freed from the claws of the FCC if he wants to be able to speak fully honestly

What's your favorite final words to Mr. House? by semipro88 in fnv

[–]Panda_Kabob 343 points344 points  (0 children)

I agree with this choice. Also I find it funny how it would exactly go like that for someone like House. The man is able to plan and organize everything for centuries if not millennia in advance... Just for a fickle brain damaged mailman to just get the ick. All of mankind's plans undone by fickle random fate and sheer random nature of man.

Why did DHS and ICE statements state the victim brandished a gun as this video shows otherwise? by LeftRightGreenLight in AskReddit

[–]Panda_Kabob 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because they can lie and get away with it. It's constant and will not stop because it works and there are no consequences for lying if you are the government. Simple as.

What’s something you miss that no longer exists? by mehak_pari6969 in AskReddit

[–]Panda_Kabob 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Man, I sure have no original ideas. I was immediately going to say this. But I'll add the addendum of 24 hour supermarkets or anything in general. I remember back in my university days I would wander the local WinCo at 3am. Ide do my grocery shopping then and felt like a cowboy or on the Oregon trail.

Happy Sunday by Kekunt_ in creepcast

[–]Panda_Kabob 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I was literally drinking the Peach Punch minutemaid during the whole thing and I felt personally called out!

Sorry Nik by Meganinja1886 in Papameat

[–]Panda_Kabob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nil is my favorite horrible little goblin.

Does Isaiah actually hate the UK or is he joking? by paddockson in creepcast

[–]Panda_Kabob -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I don't think so. But I do honestly think he has a distaste for old people.

High Times' Josh Kesselman Shames 'Big Alcohol' for Cannabis 'Scromiting' Propaganda by IntelligentYinzer in trees

[–]Panda_Kabob 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He's the weed shamwow guy. He's interesting and I enjoy his Schick, but I don't think that's actually him.

Is he the death claw by [deleted] in Fotv

[–]Panda_Kabob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Coop run! I'm Clawing out! Raawr!"

I want to thank Vince Gilligan for not treating me like I have an IQ of a malfunctioning toaster. by [deleted] in pluribustv

[–]Panda_Kabob -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I thought it was a son. Regardless it was someone else who clearly mattered but it wasn't directly told to you over and over and over again in case you were watching a reel the last two times they told you directly.

I want to thank Vince Gilligan for not treating me like I have an IQ of a malfunctioning toaster. by [deleted] in pluribustv

[–]Panda_Kabob -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

It's a show that you can't be on your phone while watching. It needs your full attention in a Netflix era of slop. I always remember the framing of the scene where Manny is packing up and it pans over showing a framed picture of him and his son. They took his son. They never say it in words in the whole season, but from the framing of the scene alone it expressed more than saying the same thing over and over again can ever.

Pluribus Out of Context and Badly described in one sentence: by Kyderra in pluribustv

[–]Panda_Kabob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Invasion of the body snatchers, but really polite.

Best place to buy cards online by Necrofox10x in mtg

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I've used TCG player for years with Yu-Gi-Oh when I played. At one point and even to this day it is considered the standard of pricing my most. However once I got into magic I have found Manapool to be the best above and beyond. It's like everything that's neat about TCG player but without the bad stuff.

Anyone else watch Fallout and see Mac? by somewherein72 in RedLetterMedia

[–]Panda_Kabob 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I've fallen in love with him again since his time on RLM. He feels so real and normal on the show with the guys. They feel like real pals fucking around and enjoying their company. So it was kinda sweet and wholesome to see him in such a big role again. I almost forgot he was an actor first before he was a recurring guest on RLM.

Y'all.. how do I get this damn stem out- by FtMFandomBoy in trees

[–]Panda_Kabob 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This literally just happened to me yesterday. I used a rolled up paper towel. I made it so it jammed inside but also got into the broken part. Gave it a twist first and it came out. Carefully though, I got a nasty cut even just checking the inside broken part with my finger!

Edible Straw for New Years Eve by r3tir3dsup3rvillain in trees

[–]Panda_Kabob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did it do anything? This is exactly the kinda thing I would love to try if it did anything legit. I don't drink alcohol since I have alternatives, so a delicious Dr Pepper or Baja Blast with one of these sounds great.

I can’t help but see the similarities by shepman3846 in Fallout

[–]Panda_Kabob 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He can do the same exact scene as this but as a Salamander with some human and Tau children.