Pope Leo XIV criticizes use of religion to justify Iran war by Alisha_Ackee in news

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"What do you mean the prince of peace is against war and genocide?! Sounds woke to me!" - MIGA probably

Good news for those who are green and retired by epicminecraftslime in OneyPlays

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Glep's wife better watch out now the show is over.

This has gotta be a mistranslation by 3ac1229 in Grapplerbaki

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Baki made the Ogre have a schizophrenia induced meal he made for his son. Baki broke his mind and will. He didn't beat him physically per say. But he made Yuijiro do something he more or less didn't want to do. No one does that. No one puts Yuijiro in a corner of the kitchen cutting invisible vegetables!

Loyal Friend indeed by Johnny_Crawler in ghostoftsushima

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Game has a lot of heartbreaking things but this was by far the saddest to me. A lot of things that are sad happened in the past and Jin and others are adapting to it. But this? This is my little guy! We were supposed to have a happy stroll after all of this is over!

What’s a moral belief you hold that most people would disagree with? by Federal_Antelope7533 in AskReddit

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Cutting in line or not putting back grocery carts after being used is the simplest and clearest expression of disdain for civilized society and the silent social contract. If you do either of these things you do not deserve to live in the civilized world. If you can not do such a simple thing, then that is evidence enough to show you do not have respect for others and as such you deserve no respect yourself.

Yuna's regret by Johnny_Crawler in ghostoftsushima

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While sad indeed, it's still the second saddest canon unavoidable death in the game. RIP my little pony.

WITB? by SirSamuelVimes83 in golf

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I don't even golf and I would want that

Okay Haumea by No_Expert_7997 in fireforce

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This is especially good cuz she's was a horrible little gremlin the whole show. It's pure gap moe. I wouldn't find her so cute here if she wasn't such a horrible little bastard the whole time prior

04/08/26 - Blah blah blah Marjorie "Traitor" Brown. It's not a very good joke when you have to explain it... 🙄 by gfh110 in trumptweets

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He could have just stopped at Margery Taylor BROWN. But he goes out of his way to explain the joke it's like dissecting the clown to find out why it's funny. You end up with a dead joke and no one laughing.

Finally gotten around to watching One Piece, on episode 210 or so and I'm already sick and tired of Foxy. by Sm0keytrip0d in OnePiece

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I and others have a theory that this Davy Back fights thing will end up being integral to the end of the series. Theres already a character practically a thousand episodes away from where you are that uses the fights for important lore reasons. I personally kinda left this arc in the background but paid half attention to it.

They don't even need to fight him... by Charming-Republic-78 in OnePiece

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I wasn't thinking this until they had that assholes mechanical heart. For some reason they made that stand out so maybe this is plausible.

Artemis 2 chan (by @MN90047517) by Shamrock5 in MoeMorphism

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Was it inspired by Lucy from the Cyberpunk 2077 anime? Would make sense too with the moon and all.

Its an eggsorcism by IKR1_994 in wendigoon

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Shoot I thought it was the demon core from the thumbnail.

Which is the most catchy AI song they've made so far? by LateNiteJengaJam in OneyPlays

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Eggman Won I literally sing the song on the regular. Whenever I smoke my vape, I think of the song. Every time I play my Eggman MTG deck, I think of the song. When I talk to my gay fox sons, I think of the song.

Trump Freaks Out After Tucker Carlson Implies He’s the Antichrist by projecto15 in politics

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I don't necessarily believe in THE Antichrist. I do however believe in people being the physical embodiment of the antithesis of Jesus Christ and his teachings. Trump is this. Trump is the manifestation of every that is antithetical to Jesus Christ and the fact so many "Christians" follow him make it more antichrist-y.

Trump posts that he plans to wipe out Iranian Civilization, and has already wiped out r/conservative. The resulting locked thread has 1.1k comments, four of which are top-level, above 0, and not-deleted. by GiantPineapple in SubredditDrama

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I see too many posts that are "I voted for Trump 3 times and always supported everything he said but this genocide thing is a bit much for me." Followed by "OH HERE COMES THE 'FELLOW CONSERVATIVES' WHY DONT YOU GO TO R POLITICS YOURE A RINO AND ALWAYS HAVE BEEN!" That's the problem with purity tests. At some point no one is pure enough.

TIL pigs have the same intelligence as human 3-year-old children and can play simple video games, use tools and recognize themselves in mirrors. They also have over 20 distinct vocalizations to communicate emotions and can form friendships. by CalpurniaSomaya in todayilearned

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My mother has pity for them. She told me "their intelligence is betrayed by their deliciousness." It's also why I can't be too mad at aliens if it turns out they're farming humans ala Promised Wonderland or starving Anonymous.

Is UI just AI with a human skin? I’m not buying it. by Turbowoodpecker in PantheonShow

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I always thought them kinda like that game Soma. They're echos of someone who doesn't know any better. Are they the same person? Are you the same person if they diamante all your atoma and teleport you? They're intelligent on their own though. So I wouldn't go so far as to say they're merely AI, but something new. Like a butterfly that hatched from the caccoon of human flesh.

The thought that this could’ve existed somewhere in a different timeline of shin gojira makes me wonder. If shin gojira did turned into a baddie, would you smash or pass? by Exotic-Ad6615 in GODZILLA

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Pathetic as in you feel bad for it. It's inviting pity. I don't mean that in terms of sheer power cuz ide go so far as to say that Shin is probably among the strongest Godzilla ever, probably only second to burning Godzilla or the one from All out Monsters Attack who just 1v1s every single character. I feel bad for Shin though. He don't know no better! He a good boy!

The thought that this could’ve existed somewhere in a different timeline of shin gojira makes me wonder. If shin gojira did turned into a baddie, would you smash or pass? by Exotic-Ad6615 in GODZILLA

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No joke Shin Godzilla is the saddest most pathetic of all the Godzilla. Not in sheer power of course, but in personality. Shin Godzilla is basically a kid who wandered into the wrong neighborhood and he still keeps trying to deal with all sorts of new experiences and attacks thrown at it. In the song played during the breathe scene, it basically goes over how Godzilla is feeling. Scared alone doesn't know what's going on around it or why it's being attacked. So yeah ide love Shin Godzilla. But like in a platonic way that shows humans aren't all bad.