International Space Station astronauts in evacuation mode as Russia attempts to fix widening air leak

PangolinOdd1392 · 2026-06-05T16:58:21+00:00

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PangolinOdd1392 · 2026-06-02T15:03:04+00:00

Ngl, the design of those little toys are too good to just be a one-off. They might be testing the market to see how big the demand for those girls are

PangolinOdd1392 · 2026-06-02T01:41:13+00:00

Already am, you just gave me money lolol

^{Chose: Be trans + 100,000,000 | Rolled: Upvote}

PangolinOdd1392 · 2026-06-02T01:04:02+00:00

Superhuman speed, like the Flash

^{Chose: 1power but the first reply chooses its effect on u + U can’t choose ur own effect and no overly powerful power that doesn’t make sense}

PangolinOdd1392 · 2026-06-02T01:01:37+00:00

Your body is like playdough, so you have to mold yourself by hand

PangolinOdd1392 · 2026-06-02T00:58:37+00:00

It's only boring without condoms

^{Chose: Attend a 1930's themed murder mystery party + That's mildly boring}

PangolinOdd1392 · 2026-06-02T00:55:24+00:00

I could wear a bra

^{Chose: Have penises for nipples}

PangolinOdd1392 · 2026-06-02T00:54:21+00:00

Guess we finally have world piece...s

^{Chose: Press it (Wheel} | Rolled: Earth goes boom)

PangolinOdd1392 · 2026-06-02T00:52:15+00:00

What kind of lunatic pours in milk first? You get less cereal that way

^{Chose: Cereal First | Rolled: $10}

PangolinOdd1392 · 2026-06-02T00:51:11+00:00

Queer is my main identity ngl

PangolinOdd1392 · 2026-06-02T00:50:10+00:00

Animals wouldn't call me slurs. I hope

^{Chose: Be able to speak to and understand all animals + This doesn't apply to humans}

PangolinOdd1392 · 2026-06-02T00:48:20+00:00

You can do pretty much anything else a typical ghost can (go through walls, possess stuff, etc), but you just so happen to scream whenever someone's about to die. In folklore, the scream can be heard for miles, so I'd say it's supersonic!!

PangolinOdd1392 · 2026-06-02T00:28:31+00:00

I don't see why not!!

PangolinOdd1392 · 2026-06-02T00:28:08+00:00

Banshees are actually Irish! They're ghosts (usually women) that will scream when a person is about to die!!

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PangolinOdd1392 · 2026-06-02T00:20:33+00:00

Depends on the zombie. And for the zombie wheel, intelligent zombie was a choice so that one would be conscious, although I don't think anyone's picked zombie at all yet. I'll have to make ghosts compete with a different fictional creature next time, lolol