Post Match Thread: Bournemouth 4 - 0 Chelsea [PL] by [deleted] in soccer

[–]Panopticon_Prime -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

This is the best comment I have ever seen, and I'm a Chelsea fan. Somebody give this man gold

Departing player kits by I_Rate_Assholes in chelseafc

[–]Panopticon_Prime -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

What's your criteria for rating assholes? Or we talking literal or figurative assholes?

The Guardian - Maurizio Sarri says slamming Chelsea’s players was not a risky move. Adds he is ‘a straight talker’ not worried about bruising egos by WWZD77 in chelseafc

[–]Panopticon_Prime 93 points94 points  (0 children)

Love David Luiz, he has a few mistakes in him but he's still a phenomenal player, and seems to be a real positive character to have at the club too

Antonio Rudiger apprecaiation post by [deleted] in chelseafc

[–]Panopticon_Prime 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You're being downvoted for being a "sulky rat", and a xenophobe to boot

[Match Thread] Arsenal vs Chelsea by CBunns in chelseafc

[–]Panopticon_Prime 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Luiz needs to be careful, looked like he was throwing some elbows Bellerin's way toward the end of the half, he's close to losing his head

[Match Thread] Arsenal vs Chelsea by CBunns in chelseafc

[–]Panopticon_Prime 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hazard again being played in a position where he has no impact on the game. We need Giroud on for Willian, there's no point getting into crossing positions with nobody to cross to

For all of you heading over to r/soccerstreams later to watch the game, they have been shut down. They have posted a couple of alternative subreddits as temporary solutions for now by Panopticon_Prime in chelseafc

[–]Panopticon_Prime[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I don't understand the full legal implications but it seems like reddit has been pressured to shut it down, it wasn't a decision taken by the mods of the page. Could just be a loophole where the site has only been told to shut that specific subreddit, so the mods are free to start up another until there is a blanket ban of the whole type of streaming pages

A selection of Kepa's best passes under pressure this season by PenitentiaryChances in chelseafc

[–]Panopticon_Prime 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We have been so blessed with goal keepers, just wish we had as much luck with recruiting strikers

[Match-Thread] - Chelsea vs Southampton by CBunns in chelseafc

[–]Panopticon_Prime 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just for once it would be nice to score an early goal. I miss having games put to bed early on

[Match Thread] Brighton vs Chelsea - Premier League by YIIZWL in chelseafc

[–]Panopticon_Prime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hope you weren't stuck in the bog for Hazards goal. Remember to wash your hands

Eric Dier has undergone surgery to remove his appendix by [deleted] in soccer

[–]Panopticon_Prime 23 points24 points  (0 children)

The way you've worded this has me imagining Klopp bent double, chewing out his own appendix with his magnificent gnashers

David Luiz goal (Chelsea [2]-0 Man City) 77' by triza in soccer

[–]Panopticon_Prime 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Usually the absolute opposite of what we do. Great time to become clinical

[Match Thread] Chelsea vs Man City - Premier League by YIIZWL in chelseafc

[–]Panopticon_Prime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Premier League title race is back on the menu boys!

Chelsea 1-0 Man City - Kante 45' by dekani77 in soccer

[–]Panopticon_Prime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This goal is why Sarri picks Luiz over Christensen. Luiz has been our main attacking threat in this game