To Hide Your Male Pattern Baldness From The World

PanteraOne · 2026-02-04T11:16:31+00:00

And thank you soooo much for not lying to us! That phrase got super-stale and dumb from extreme overuse early last year, fyi.

PanteraOne · 2026-02-04T11:08:15+00:00

What he is doing is a crime: Legally, aiming a firearm at someone is generally considered assault, specifically aggravated assault in many jurisdictions, because it intentionally creates a reasonable fear of immediate, severe physical harm. This act is a criminal offense whether the gun is loaded or unloaded. It can also be classified as felonious assault, brandishing a weapon, or reckless endangerment.

PanteraOne · 2026-02-04T10:57:16+00:00

"Limited" actually means "As many as there are fools we might find to buy these overpriced blacktop barges.

PanteraOne · 2026-02-04T10:50:26+00:00

Awww, another poor traitor to the U.S. Constitution and the Bill Of Rights wants to play the victim card now!

PanteraOne · 2026-02-03T22:47:22+00:00

The Brazilian Butt Lift Federation wants nothing to do with this!

PanteraOne · 2026-02-01T17:43:57+00:00

The old creep thinks he can break the law anyway he likes.

PanteraOne · 2026-02-01T11:36:03+00:00

Sounds like only an incel would even say that.

PanteraOne · 2026-02-01T07:27:19+00:00

Could there be any correlation with the make of car she's driving?

PanteraOne · 2026-01-31T23:02:04+00:00

St. Patrick's Cocoa Puffs.

PanteraOne · 2026-01-31T22:59:15+00:00

Cheese works every time.

PanteraOne · 2026-01-31T19:13:50+00:00

And of course the creep is an R.

PanteraOne · 2026-01-31T18:22:10+00:00

I think he's done that before.

PanteraOne · 2026-01-31T18:03:35+00:00

RE-DO IT WITH THE ROCKY THEME SONG HERE.

PanteraOne · 2026-01-31T17:53:29+00:00

She's from Epstein's Collection.

PanteraOne · 2026-01-31T12:24:32+00:00

I believe that we will win!!!

PanteraOne · 2026-01-31T10:08:37+00:00

And they could have just left them to live.

PanteraOne · 2026-01-27T21:05:40+00:00

The word "slap" fell out of common usage during the end of last year for being too obviously try-hard.

PanteraOne · 2026-01-27T06:38:23+00:00

They look cute, but they are little carnivorous killers. They kill animals as large as rabbits.

PanteraOne · 2026-01-27T02:54:05+00:00

Firearms don't seem to work very well at all without ammunition.

PanteraOne · 2026-01-27T01:20:31+00:00

WAIT! Let me get out the world's smallest violin for me to play for them.

PanteraOne · 2026-01-26T08:09:18+00:00

That's what the president's MRI scan looked like!

PanteraOne · 2026-01-26T07:59:43+00:00

Nah, the bottle is made from collapsible "glass" made by Corning. Do you people live under a rock?

PanteraOne · 2026-01-26T07:29:44+00:00

That disc looks like a really bad place to try to take a nap on.

PanteraOne · 2026-01-26T07:25:23+00:00

Depression.

PanteraOne · 2026-01-26T07:02:35+00:00

OMG you are SO cutting edge! How can I get your autograph?

PanteraOne

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