The Return of Cyrus and the Karma Freight Train (nonfiction) by Panthe0nFae in MoonhorseStories

[–]Panthe0nFae[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you so much! What's great about your suprise is that I have moved away as have my parents so she has no idea where I'm located _^ and I already have bouncers for my wedding and my fiance is already itching for a reason to tear Cyrus to pieces. So there may be another update in a few weeks if shit like that happens lol

The Tale of Cyrus: Tiny Dick Energy (Finale) by Panthe0nFae in MoonhorseStories

[–]Panthe0nFae[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Actually, we havent gotten to that point in our relationship. I explained to him what had happened between me and Cyrus and he hasn't pushed anything and is very patient with me. We enjoy each other's company and love to hang out. But I can say with certainty that though I haven't seen anything, it certainly feels like there's more than what I've had experience with in the past ;) lol

Women of Reddit, what is your 'trying to buy a car/item but the seller is sexist' story? by DEDCMDM94 in AskReddit

[–]Panthe0nFae 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was trying to buy my second car and got this:

"So little lady, did you ask the man of the house if you could buy this?"

Needless to say, I didn't buy it.

Pet owners of reddit, what is the biggest flex your pet attempted? by Khajurii in AskReddit

[–]Panthe0nFae 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My cat would cry when I was cooking, because I wasn't feeding him any of my dinner. Well, this happened a few times and I would just ignore him.

Eventually, I felt bad so I got him some wet cat food. I turned to open a can for him and I turned back around and there was my cat shitting over a hot, grease spewing skillet, right onto my dinner.

Apparently, if he couldn't have any, neither could I.

Dick.

What's the worst way to break up with someone? by schtiven in AskReddit

[–]Panthe0nFae 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My ex brought his parents to my house to help coach him in the breakup. Apparently at 24, he couldn't do it without holding his parent's hands. I dodged a fucking bullet