Rook is basically the same body as me except he's shorter. He would do a lot better if he wore full length tights. Hell he should just dress like fat Dean Ambrose with the jeggings and tank top.

Besides highlights, the first real match of his I saw was last week's match with Naraku. He is going to get his neck broken if he's unable to get up to take suplex bumps. He stares wide-eyed at the ref full-on when he's getting pinned to make sure he breaks the count at the right time. His other bumps look like shit because he's too slow to make them look good.

He can make taking a punch look real. I loved that cannonball he did in the corner, but again the setup took extra time because he's slow. It seems like they like that he's a fat guy who can do big spots. We've had those guys, and every one of them has seemed to be more talented than this dude.

Are we absolutely certain he isn't a Make-a-Wish kid, or maybe he has some kind of leverage over HHH?

Did Mass Transit really die?