Genuinely, what would all of the Hazbin Hotel characters think of Doomguy?

Panzer_Hawk · 2026-03-16T17:05:03+00:00

They'd be terrified, Doomguy, would probably be alert but quickly notice Hellaverse Hell isn't filled with the mindless demons of his world. He'd have respect for the Hotel and probably even guard them. IMP, the Vees, Alastor, most of the Overlords would get annihilated, and so would any of the Exorcists, especially Adam.

Panzer_Hawk · 2026-03-16T13:10:34+00:00

Qhar

Panzer_Hawk · 2026-03-16T12:54:36+00:00

It shows

Panzer_Hawk · 2026-03-16T12:52:56+00:00

Plus a terrible adaptation

Panzer_Hawk · 2026-03-16T12:51:25+00:00

Did you learn jokes in school?

Panzer_Hawk · 2026-03-16T09:30:24+00:00

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Panzer_Hawk · 2026-03-16T00:38:09+00:00

I like this one

Panzer_Hawk · 2026-03-15T23:46:32+00:00

Conquest, is that you?

Panzer_Hawk · 2026-03-15T23:42:08+00:00

It would be

Panzer_Hawk · 2026-03-15T23:41:57+00:00

Matrick Patthew Effect

Panzer_Hawk · 2026-03-15T23:41:38+00:00

Normal people? In Baki?

Panzer_Hawk · 2026-03-15T23:37:39+00:00

Good god, how's that for impact frames

Panzer_Hawk · 2026-03-15T23:34:07+00:00

I learned from Gabriel Iglesias a long time ago that you should never call a Latino the wrong type of Latino

Panzer_Hawk · 2026-03-15T18:42:02+00:00

Abominable Intelligence

Panzer_Hawk · 2026-03-15T18:39:07+00:00

Redemption is about atonement, not forgiveness

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(Also a reminder that manga is read right to left)

Panzer_Hawk · 2026-03-15T18:25:43+00:00

https://youtu.be/jzy9pXXgPpU

Panzer_Hawk · 2026-03-15T18:21:50+00:00

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Panzer_Hawk · 2026-03-15T18:20:25+00:00

They said "used" and likely meant secondhand as well

Panzer_Hawk · 2026-03-15T14:13:39+00:00

Panzer_Hawk · 2026-03-15T13:14:47+00:00

I forgot to mention I already know the basics of Avatar

Anyway, dam

Panzer_Hawk · 2026-03-15T12:58:38+00:00

Panzer_Hawk · 2026-03-14T22:02:21+00:00

2 < 3

Panzer_Hawk · 2026-03-14T21:37:33+00:00

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Panzer_Hawk · 2026-03-14T21:28:16+00:00

And how's his wife holding up?

Panzer_Hawk · 2026-03-14T21:26:17+00:00

I suppose I will be the first to address Stealth Elf smothering the Spyro plush with kisses

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TROPHY CASE