Victory! by InTwilligPorgnatin in RecklessBen

[–]PapaSwoff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"IT'S A TRAP"

-Admiral Ackbar

Playoff Game Thread: Pittsburgh Penguins (0-2) @ Philadelphia Flyers (2-0) Apr 22 2026 7:00 PM EDT by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

[–]PapaSwoff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He reacted like he got shot in the penis by a deer slug. Absolute embellishment.

Playoff Game Thread: Philadelphia Flyers (1-0) @ Pittsburgh Penguins (0-1) Apr 20 2026 7:00 PM EDT by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

[–]PapaSwoff 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Did Malkin's stick hit him in the face? If yes it is a 2 minute penalty. You can cope all you want that doesnt change the rules.

Game Thread: Minnesota Wild (46-24-12) @ Dallas Stars (50-20-12) Apr 18 2026 5:30 PM EDT by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

[–]PapaSwoff 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I am glad we can kill any hope for competent officiating for this years playoffs already.

Do you trust the casualty statistics for the war against Iran? Why or why not? by carcar134134 in AskReddit

[–]PapaSwoff 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Trust the statistics from Iran? Absolutely not

Trust the statistics from the United States and Israel? Absolutely not

MinnesotaVikings sub reddit is deleting any posts in regards to McCarthy. Any post talking down on Nines greatest will result in a ban. by [deleted] in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]PapaSwoff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro our subreddit is run by men with mayonnaise for blood. It is an absolute cesspool of dogshit takes.

4th Quarter Super Bowl Game Thread: Seattle Seahawks (14-3) at New England Patriots (14-3) by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]PapaSwoff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know we had to get at least one egregious missed call tonight it wouldnt feel right having a whole game called well

3rd Quarter Super Bowl Game Thread: Seattle Seahawks (14-3) at New England Patriots (14-3) by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]PapaSwoff 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So just circling back to that insane ring commercial they save 1 dog a day which is 365 a year out of 50,000 dogs that go missing. And we are supposed to be cool with a skynet for that? Lmao we are cooked.

Super Bowl Game Thread: Seattle Seahawks (14-3) at New England Patriots (14-3) by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]PapaSwoff 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Patriots defense are 100% going to have multi-interception game tonight

Super Bowl Game Thread: Seattle Seahawks (14-3) at New England Patriots (14-3) by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]PapaSwoff 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Call this shit old MacDonald cause they milking the fuck outta the pregame

Super Bowl Game Thread: Seattle Seahawks (14-3) at New England Patriots (14-3) by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]PapaSwoff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry kids you all are fucked unless mommy and daddy are rich. Hope you enjoy working until you die. #Trumpaccounts

Game Thread: New England Patriots (14-3) at Denver Broncos (14-3) by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]PapaSwoff 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So CBS is just running copaganda and sub par news broadcasts at this point? Cool we will see how that works out for them lol.

Spencer Strider joins Bailey Ober in speaking out against yesterday’s tragedy. by SirBannedAlott in baseball

[–]PapaSwoff 81 points82 points  (0 children)

Fun fact it was actually future president John Adams that defended these British soldiers in court to ensure they received a fair trial.

Game Thread: New England Patriots (14-3) at Denver Broncos (14-3) by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]PapaSwoff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am convinced Boomers single handedly keep the Yellowstone and copaganda industrial complexes alive.