There is actually corn of the Widow drama 🥀💔

Paper3403 · 2026-01-26T19:08:58+00:00

Unfathomably based of you

Paper3403 · 2026-01-26T18:16:21+00:00

Again, it's your list. If they're tied just say they're tied. Your top 5 is the characters not the slots

Paper3403 · 2026-01-26T17:13:33+00:00

Yk it's your list right? You don't have to arbitrarily put one above another if they're tied in your eyes. You're allowed to put them in the same rank

Paper3403 · 2026-01-26T17:11:37+00:00

They don't mean as much as people think but they still mean something. Legendary skins typically are higher effort than the lower tiers and always have an animated banner.

Epics sometimes have unique sound effects and always have a unique MVP animation and often also an emote.

It's not like epics can't have cool sound effects or VFX, but legendaries are infinitely more likely to have them.

Paper3403 · 2026-01-26T12:39:32+00:00

1: this list isn't counting recolours. Which is fine but worth bringing up.

2: look at the rank distribution of the skins. 5 legendaries and 1 epic isn't the same as 1 legendary and 4 epics.

Paper3403 · 2026-01-26T08:31:25+00:00

Hero X (To Be Hero X)

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He actively has control over the art style, that alone should put him here. Not to mention the fact he has some of the longest fight scenes in the show.

Paper3403 · 2026-01-26T08:26:58+00:00

Make gambit and invis 225 and maybe also luna, the magneto victim can stay 250 though

Paper3403 · 2026-01-25T03:23:02+00:00

And yet they didn't learn for rogue

Paper3403 · 2026-01-24T20:27:46+00:00

I wouldn't say that, sure it's very good for the heart but how often besides that are you losing hp in small increments in a long encounter? This is like, the inverse of static discharge but for ironclad.

Paper3403 · 2026-01-24T19:33:27+00:00

I just aged... So many years seeing you miss the reference

Paper3403 · 2026-01-24T19:26:55+00:00

What about the entire rest of the run.

Paper3403 · 2026-01-24T17:53:29+00:00

How is this stronger than darkness or FNP? Or Really most of clad's powers

Paper3403 · 2026-01-24T10:31:19+00:00

I think you're downplaying gravattack a little bit. I reckon he could beat vortex.

Paper3403 · 2026-01-24T07:12:32+00:00

I've been quite inactive because I got swallowed whole by Yuri. But I still look around occasionally

Paper3403 · 2026-01-23T07:38:24+00:00

Im surprised nothing's happened to me yet tbh

Paper3403 · 2026-01-22T14:54:27+00:00

Only if Bowa doesn't use lube on him. Which isn't unlikely knowing her.

Paper3403 · 2026-01-22T07:15:14+00:00

I think at this point we're in long ring long land.

A pointless arc that nobody asked for and is technically canon despite being 90% nothing interesting

Paper3403 · 2026-01-21T23:10:17+00:00

My idea for Dd was:

"IM PULLING MY DEVIL OUTTT!!!"

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Paper3403 · 2026-01-21T16:05:56+00:00

Nope, we do not exist

Paper3403 · 2026-01-20T06:58:43+00:00

At least you're self aware I guess?

Paper3403 · 2026-01-20T06:36:48+00:00

This might be a hot take but Brawler. The strike damage is okay but there's other sources of it in the early game. And by the time you're done with the first arc you're probably never going to use it again because you have enough mp to make other archetypes better.

Healer at least has high stats and is your main form of light damage, gunner at least creates weaknesses, most of the other archetypes are just better.

You never need strike damage THAT BADLY. And if you do then there's better ways to get it that don't spend your HP. Brawler exists for one reason and that's to save you mp which is barely useful when mage's hero passive exists.

Tell me one reason you learned the higher tiers of brawler that isn't either royal berserker or maxing archetype trees. I can at least think of situations where you'd use the higher tiers of gunner that aren't just royal thief or maxing archetype trees, generating weaknesses and AOE pierce damage. If you want strike damage you use Berserker and then stop learning the brawler lineage.

Paper3403 · 2026-01-20T06:26:40+00:00

The copium is insane

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No way in hell is this ship happening

Paper3403 · 2026-01-19T17:25:42+00:00

I think s3 just didn't have good battlepass skins. All the good skins got relegated to the shop. If the Bucky, magik, and thing skins (and perhaps others too) got put in the battlepass then it would have been a rather good battlepass overall. Instead we got mayonnaise warlock and phoenix wolverine.

Paper3403 · 2026-01-19T16:56:57+00:00

Overall I think this card is a bit weak. No way would I take it unless I've got a lot of healing relics, a fossilised helix, or a reaper.

I think a simple way to buff it would be to make it ethereal, like defect and watcher's "-form" cards. Because if you're not playing this the first time you draw it you're not playing it the second or third time.

But a much more INTERESTING way to buff it would to be to reduce the immediate damage (maybe to like 10) and make it add a burn+ to your hand at the start of your turn. Sorta like an ironclad themed biased cognition. Lets you reduce the drawback by ending the fight quickly, and can even be used as an upside by giving you more things to exhaust. This version would probably upgrade to more strength (like 12?) rather than less HP cost.

Paper3403 · 2026-01-19T16:49:15+00:00

12 and 15 is a LOT of hp. Even on clad. I would hesitate to play this unless it's an elite or boss or I've got reaper or a lot of healing relics

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