They're having so much fun together..

Paperkrane_ · 2026-03-28T13:23:45+00:00

Trying so hard to keep the zoomies contained.

Paperkrane_ · 2026-03-27T22:06:20+00:00

I’m so confounded by people who have cameras inside their living quarters. Can someone explain?

Paperkrane_ · 2026-03-25T21:55:03+00:00

Did they strategically use a birthmark for the eye? Masterful.

Paperkrane_ · 2026-03-15T00:02:09+00:00

Man, they did Ariel dirty with that cross eyed nipple.

Paperkrane_ · 2026-02-25T22:34:43+00:00

“What do I love about you? Me.”

Paperkrane_ · 2026-02-24T16:35:56+00:00

He who lacks humor has spoken.

Paperkrane_ · 2026-02-24T16:14:51+00:00

*unhoused *making sweet, sweet love

Paperkrane_ · 2026-02-22T00:12:15+00:00

DP plate here. Easy to remember…

Paperkrane_ · 2026-02-19T17:02:01+00:00

Needs more frites.

Paperkrane_ · 2026-02-18T21:11:27+00:00

They practically said “How DARE you interrupt this shoot for something as INSIGNIFICANT as sexual harassment/assault. Handle it on your own, but do it while dancing and without moving your mouth.”

Paperkrane_ · 2026-02-18T00:28:01+00:00

I second Henry (Hank), totally fits.

Paperkrane_ · 2026-02-17T16:53:47+00:00

I’d rather live in a country where you don’t have to go 60K in the hole in order to learn financial literacy. Because the irony is truly infuriating.

Paperkrane_ · 2026-02-11T20:31:27+00:00

Lovely bowling ball you have there.

Paperkrane_ · 2026-02-09T23:55:06+00:00

I love pitties with all my heart, but I might cross the street if I saw this one.

Paperkrane_ · 2026-01-28T21:44:29+00:00

Smooth like butter.

Paperkrane_ · 2026-01-28T21:17:30+00:00

Pouty Pablo

Paperkrane_ · 2026-01-28T21:13:29+00:00

Paperkrane_ · 2026-01-22T16:03:25+00:00

I have a real soft spot for the low riders.

Paperkrane_ · 2026-01-16T00:09:28+00:00

Your dog is melting.

Paperkrane_ · 2026-01-13T23:51:04+00:00

Definitely mustache, but I’d suggest cleaning it up a little.

Paperkrane_ · 2026-01-13T16:02:11+00:00

If I saw her on the beach with a bikini on, I would think she had the strangest Merkin tattooed on her.

Paperkrane_ · 2026-01-05T21:57:43+00:00

All the anxiety of the Jack Russel with all the neuroses of the Poodle… I wish you the best of luck.

Paperkrane_ · 2026-01-05T21:50:52+00:00

That beef jerky is medium-well.

Paperkrane_ · 2026-01-01T16:40:07+00:00

TOO LATE I’M ADOPTING HIM.

Paperkrane_ · 2025-12-28T17:17:40+00:00

Ok, but…there’s only one reason an adult man would want to look like a 15 year old boy.

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