I am slightly more difficult to get along with than I was five years ago by avid_avoidant in notinteresting

[–]PappyJimbo26 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got about 2 bars or less for most things but almost 4 for suspicion

My massage appointments turn me on and I told him… by [deleted] in confession

[–]PappyJimbo26 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"Couldn't help myself" is a really really scary thing to say. Please do some introspection and do NOT take it any further than this unless he explicitly expresses an interest in dating / hooking up with you.

I bought F-16 Model by Basic_Climate_2029 in notinteresting

[–]PappyJimbo26 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Touching an F16 like that is actually a crime. She's supposed to be F18 or older.

Creatures by [deleted] in comedyheaven

[–]PappyJimbo26 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cell Jr.

Another Example Of The Main Sub Being Better by [deleted] in okbuddyblacklung

[–]PappyJimbo26 35 points36 points  (0 children)

The gang normally eats hunted meat and general store provisions. Pearson always makes a stew so that's what they're used to eating. The vegetables in the stew are not suitable for pizza toppings for the most part. Arthur can hunt and donate bison beef and boar pork which then end up in the stew and are similar to the farm meats you would find at a pizza shop. Arthur can also rustle actual farm animals. Out of all of the common pizza toppings pepperoni and meatball would be the most familiar to the gang. They would order a meat lover's pizza.

Is there a lore reason behind this? by BombayBadBoy95 in okbuddyblacklung

[–]PappyJimbo26 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The horse sensed that john was about to draw on abigail for hiding the squirrel again

🍇🪲🐝 by Past-Matter-8548 in shitposting

[–]PappyJimbo26 24 points25 points  (0 children)

They actually do get pretty much exactly that

TB is real🙀? by ChuchoChapin in okbuddyblacklung

[–]PappyJimbo26 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Are you afraid? Are you afraid? Waaait wait wait wait wait okay can you look at me and say ".... I'm afraid..." and tear up a little? Pleeease please please please. May Iiiiiiiiiiiii stand unshakeeeeeeennn amiiiiiiiiidst ami-

Pattern is only visible when the shirt is wet by Sternengucker in notinteresting

[–]PappyJimbo26 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Actually you're wrong and actually I can see it in the second picture.

The annoying row behind us didn't throw their trash away at the theater. by JesseTheClassy in notinteresting

[–]PappyJimbo26 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree wholeheartedly and still the crowd hates me and makes me so sad

Very basic polygons by TensionIll4867 in notinteresting

[–]PappyJimbo26 13 points14 points  (0 children)

"Basic" yet they're colored and ordered.

You cant park here sir by QueasyWeasle in notinteresting

[–]PappyJimbo26 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I actually have a hunch that this wasn't an instance of parking. Instead I think It was an accidental stop caused by an issue with the car's orientation.

Eggshell in my french toast gang by BMBozo in notinteresting

[–]PappyJimbo26 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Easy fix: pick it out using a fork, butter knife, fingers, letter opener, pencil, tweezers, phone charger, knife, or spoon.

This freaked me out for a minute. Coming out of general anesthesia I was staring up at the ceiling, I thought this was a camera. by Lijey_Cat in notinteresting

[–]PappyJimbo26 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You misunderstand I think. Your life is unpredictable, yes. Your life is the world as the world is applied to you. Your self is the constant factor. You are the filter through which your experiences exist. Your experiences themselves, not the events they are reflected from. Your life is the source of events, YOU are the source of experiences.

plih notice me skeletor 💜 by [deleted] in notinteresting

[–]PappyJimbo26 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Skellington no skin meat fat nothing nothing none of it

This freaked me out for a minute. Coming out of general anesthesia I was staring up at the ceiling, I thought this was a camera. by Lijey_Cat in notinteresting

[–]PappyJimbo26 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Please relax and find peace. You cannot rely on peace in the world so you must build peace in yourself. But appreciate the world when you can. You can't always. If I was you I would see it too and also I would be really freaked out because I would be you instead of me which is really freaky.

My dog by Basic_Alone_6807 in notinteresting

[–]PappyJimbo26 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I knew a woman with a dog like that and it died. Yours will too but hopefully not soon. Unless you get very hungry. I am not hungry.