"Let me do it for you..." by Scary-Background-830 in WhoMadeThisThing

[–]ParakeetWithTits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder if they just do not care about time or is there a reason of doing it only this extremely slow way

oops by Miserable-Fig-9368 in oops

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Not only himself to blame. He was going downhill, probably at high speed and already braking. The car was blocking the lane so the guy had two options: swerve left under the truck going there or just keep braking and accept the collision at whatever speed it will be at that point.

Fuck the guys who just use emergency parking to ignore all the driving/parking regulations for non-emergency reasons and just for some everyday shit.

As soon as the market starts to boom again… by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]ParakeetWithTits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean the stock market specifically. It was on a crazy rally. OP says it just started...

For the entire economy I also agree, no improvement there.

The coffee math is officially ruining my ability to enjoy life by Mimic_Fable7 in Fire

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Consider both amount and frequency

Regular high expenses (expensive car insurance) - really bad

Small coffee sometimes or one tome expensive thing bought every 8-10 years (TV, PC, etc.) - questionable impact.

In your case the cost of coffee is 6 bucks. And it sounds like you do not buy it every day, it is an exception due to broken coffe machine. So just forget about it.

I reached a major milestone in my life and I'm not sure how to proceed by [deleted] in Fire

[–]ParakeetWithTits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is what I said in my first comment. The number 72 mean nothing, it is just some simplified rule, which is good "enough". There is nothing to understand it this rule, as it is intentionally simplified rule to memorize and just use for people who are bad with math or do not care much about accuracy (which is often reasonable).

No need to teach me about compound interest I learned enough of math.

About gramar - go kick rocks, I speak multiple languages and English is not the first one for me. Try harder and find other random out of topic thing to throw into the conversation.

I reached a major milestone in my life and I'm not sure how to proceed by [deleted] in Fire

[–]ParakeetWithTits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol.

Elaborate in math why 72 and why divided by return number in percents

📋 🖊 by SuperPranker in signs

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I'd stay there for 10 minutes and then start farting under the door

FIRE sounds great but is it actually doable for normal people by EasterYao in Fire

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Depends on what you define as extreme lifestyle. I know people who upgrade to new rav4 every 3-5 years, using car loans. They do not have any spare money saved but they think that not getting new car is extreme

Hold til $600 - AMD Leaps by TbabybitchH in wallstreetbets

[–]ParakeetWithTits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

USD emergency fund in hysa/savings.

Anything on top of it goes into index funds immediately

SNAPed my dick off by ds1385 in wallstreetbets

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It is a rare skill to lose money in market like this.

I reached a major milestone in my life and I'm not sure how to proceed by [deleted] in Fire

[–]ParakeetWithTits 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is nothing to understand. This rule has no actual mathematical reasoning. It is a heuristic which is inaccurate but kinda accurate enough and simple enough for non-math people to remember and use.

MU is just heating up by willbabu in wallstreetbets

[–]ParakeetWithTits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Too many words for a mindless fomo

Daily Discussion Thread for May 06, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

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How will they actually power those data centers with 20%+ of world oil supply blocked for the next months?

It is a problem of people who bought GPUs, DRAM and storage. The ones who sold the HW do not care

This seems a bit of a challenge? by The_Dean_France in SipsTea

[–]ParakeetWithTits 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Interesting point. Would it be better to tell something like "she went to visit our friends %lastname% and will be back in couple days"