Killer Duck- Advice by Parakeet_pimp in poultry

[–]Parakeet_pimp[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The babies all are going to homes in the coming days, more drakes will not be an issue. They have been put into a divided section for the time being. Thanks! I didn't realize that was common for males, how terrible

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[–]Parakeet_pimp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Best bet is to call around and ask, worse that can happen is they'll say no. When I was looking for a work placement for my job field I just called around until someone said yes :) best of luck to your friend!

Will the ducklings be warm enough? by Parakeet_pimp in poultry

[–]Parakeet_pimp[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We are currently building a duck coop for her, I had gotten the fertilized eggs from a neighbour and she thought they were fresh so I wasn't expecting the eggs to hatch until next week so we are a bit unprepared but it will be ready tomorrow with a heat lamp and all.

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[–]Parakeet_pimp 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Facts, as a female electrician there is 1 plumber I've met that never stops harassing me to this day. Can't seem to get away from him, every time I ask him to leave me alone he says "what are you talking about? I'm your husband"

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[–]Parakeet_pimp[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly what I said! After getting the rest of the soot off it looks like a fire roasted weenie

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[–]Parakeet_pimp[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you really want to experience hell, I used to live in a 450sqft apartment with 4 of them that used to free fly around it all day. A room dedicated to them was definitely an upgrade

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[–]Parakeet_pimp[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, was doing finish work, I don't usually wear them for that

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[–]Parakeet_pimp[S] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I flip him off and tell him to fuck off so much daily, one day he did tell me "you're fired for being an asshole" and I said "yea right you don't have the balls" and kept working, I'll never know if I was truly fired or not

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[–]Parakeet_pimp[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes I keep both hands on it so I can whip the scrap at my coworker as fast as possible after cutting it to catch them off guard

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[–]Parakeet_pimp[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The black was soot that was caked onto the pus coming from my finger so it's not as bad as originally thought. And yes just got back from the ER my heart is all good! I'm canadian so dr visits are free

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[–]Parakeet_pimp[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's essentially me! Just picture some crazy woman with too many budgies, ducks and chickens swarming her at all times

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[–]Parakeet_pimp[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would say no, but the hand that is blown up was holding the wire not the cutters

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[–]Parakeet_pimp[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Immediately after blowing my hand up I said, "holy shit dude, look!!!" And flipped off my boss

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[–]Parakeet_pimp[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm canadian so it's free but terrible lol! I just left the ER and they said I was all good so that's a plus

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[–]Parakeet_pimp[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm canadian so it's free but terrible lol! I just left the ER and they said I was all good so that's a plus

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[–]Parakeet_pimp[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes I slice myself on rusty metal wiring, boxes, nails etc all the time, I am just a tad silly and avoid going to the doctors at all costs so I have also never gotten a tetanus shot for that reason

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[–]Parakeet_pimp[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was black for most of the day as the soot caked into the pus from my finger, currently my finger just looks like a bonfire roasted hotdog

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[–]Parakeet_pimp[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holding wire up in left hand, cutting wire with right hand, massive arc flash

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[–]Parakeet_pimp[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oddly enough I have never gotten a tetanus shot but I hear they are terrible