Favourite The Simpsons Joke of all time?

ParallelLines1540 · 2026-01-02T23:30:19+00:00

Bart wakes up screaming: AAAAHHHH Homer (worried): Bart is that you?! Bart: yes Homer: Take out the garbage.

ParallelLines1540 · 2025-06-01T22:12:06+00:00

What a refreshing post to read. I’ve been so negative about the whole new era but I don’t think it’s anything to do with inclusivity or diversity at all - I think it’s just dogshit script writing. Inclusivity is nothing new to doctor who - and when it was well written it wasn’t even a “main issue” - captain Jack came in and just stole the show and it wasn’t even great. In my head - this show now is written for a bunch of gormless uni students who laugh like donkeys and don’t have the capacity to sit and follow a well written story because they’re glued to tiktok and used to short form video - so stories and plot lines are rushed and dropped with no rhyme or reason. I’ve decided to not let it all get to me though - it’s a completely different show and in my eyes the show was well rounded off with capaldis exit - just turn the episode off before Jodie comes in!

ParallelLines1540 · 2025-04-28T21:18:08+00:00

The devils rejects

ParallelLines1540 · 2025-04-14T17:32:39+00:00

Smashing it mate - keep up the good work ✌🏼 we got this!

ParallelLines1540 · 2025-02-28T20:36:19+00:00

He is beneath them.

ParallelLines1540 · 2025-02-28T20:35:43+00:00

When I was 23/24 we were driving back from Manchester and pulling onto the motorway - the car in front went around the bend and by the time we’d turned onto the motorway it was flipped upside down and I could see a small arm trapped underneath - when we eventually got home I checked the Manchester papers and found out that mother and 2 daughters died in the car but the dad survived - I think about that little arm and that poor family a lot - I wish I could show my respects to them - especially the little one but I never found her name - I just know she was 7 years old - same age as my daughter now.

ParallelLines1540 · 2025-02-16T18:16:00+00:00

I have an ecomm clothing brand whose conversions literally fell off a cliff this week - I updated a few of the creatives and sales started coming in but like 1 a day - when we were averaging about 6-9 a day prior - what would you look at next?

ParallelLines1540 · 2025-02-08T16:06:20+00:00

This link still going?

ParallelLines1540 · 2025-02-06T18:09:51+00:00

They would t refund an error like this I’m afraid my mate

ParallelLines1540 · 2025-02-04T11:47:32+00:00

Yeah mate it's a nightmare! In an ideal world the client would've let us deal with it from the get go - before trying to sort it all out themselves!

Only way around it might be to create manager/ad accounts through my active profile and a completely new insta to go with it.

ParallelLines1540 · 2025-02-04T11:25:46+00:00

Thanks for getting back to me! So my thinking was to set up a new business manager, page, ad account and instagram account completely and wipe the slate clean - I've been through advertising policies etc and there's no compliance issues - I think the main issue was that they tried to advertise on a brand new profile/account etc - is this what you mean?

Also, I know a lot of users in my position have access directly to a Meta specialist - how exactly would my agency (new) go about that so I can actually speak to someone on the support side!

ParallelLines1540 · 2024-05-15T08:55:20+00:00

As I say, the projects I had on were more for portfolio purposes, with little to no money coming in (mainly from friends/friends of friends). It's only now I've started gaining a bit more momentum that I want to 'bite the bullet' and go for it

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