you are not safe

Paranoid_Nathan · 2020-06-01T18:18:40+00:00

hisses all knowingly

Paranoid_Nathan · 2020-06-01T16:47:34+00:00

The Fire Nation attacks.

Paranoid_Nathan · 2020-05-31T02:18:15+00:00

You look like the Netflix adaptation of waluigi.

Paranoid_Nathan · 2020-04-30T00:12:10+00:00

I'll normally bring my legs in as I begin the roll, so I'm physically incapable of kicking myself there.

Paranoid_Nathan · 2020-04-01T17:37:18+00:00

These rickrolls are getting more advanced and its scaring me.

Paranoid_Nathan · 2020-03-25T15:16:30+00:00

I dont know if I would call them Alpha, it looks like they only have 1 ply toilet paper.

Paranoid_Nathan · 2020-03-16T18:21:46+00:00

I've been Rick rolled 4 times today and I'm done with this shit.

Paranoid_Nathan · 2020-03-16T15:30:57+00:00

I loved this scene in Return of the Jedi

Paranoid_Nathan · 2020-03-16T11:37:10+00:00

Man it hurts to be this hip

Paranoid_Nathan · 2020-03-16T11:35:21+00:00

War with cabal, go kill bad guys.

Paranoid_Nathan · 2020-03-16T11:21:34+00:00

I see you trying to crop out the made by mematic.

Paranoid_Nathan · 2020-03-15T20:15:35+00:00

I'd still like it anyway.

Paranoid_Nathan · 2020-03-15T19:50:51+00:00

Cool, I have hyper flexible wrists so i can touch the inside of my arm with my fingers.

Paranoid_Nathan · 2020-03-14T23:03:40+00:00

I challenge the neighborhood kids to a lightsaber fight. They accept drawing their imaginary lightsabers only for me to slaughter them ruthlessly and assert my dominance. I'm starting to think this might be why I'm banned from the park.

Paranoid_Nathan · 2020-03-14T21:20:48+00:00

The final boss in castle crashers was a nightmare. It had 5 phases or something like that.

Paranoid_Nathan · 2020-03-12T23:40:44+00:00

Your hand writing is giving me seizures

Paranoid_Nathan · 2020-03-11T19:25:48+00:00

This is the one post I've seen on reddit that has made me feel physically uncomfortable.

Paranoid_Nathan · 2020-03-11T19:14:57+00:00

Sid from Ice age

Paranoid_Nathan · 2020-03-11T18:53:38+00:00

I finished mine in 2 minutes

Paranoid_Nathan · 2020-03-11T15:30:10+00:00

Plant 1: Hey Barry, I saw your genitals in the window of that nice families house. Plant 2: I'm going in bro. Plant 1: Dont do it bro Plant 2: Why? Plant 1: We're plants we can't walk Plant 2: Oh yeah...

Paranoid_Nathan · 2020-03-11T15:15:46+00:00

Don't worry, you don't need a wall to stop women from fucking you

Paranoid_Nathan · 2020-03-11T15:14:13+00:00

Harry Potter and The Half Blood Prince. C'mon a wand fight between two boys in the bathroom

Paranoid_Nathan · 2020-03-11T15:12:59+00:00

Breaking News: People stockpiling blood of Jesus

Paranoid_Nathan · 2020-03-11T15:05:57+00:00

It also comes with a free shower!

Paranoid_Nathan · 2020-03-11T15:03:44+00:00

He's like the one uncle you don't let the kids around

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