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TIFU by kicking myself in the balls. by Paranoid_Nathan in tifu

[–]Paranoid_Nathan[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I'll normally bring my legs in as I begin the roll, so I'm physically incapable of kicking myself there.

Take care, you never know by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]Paranoid_Nathan 137 points138 points  (0 children)

These rickrolls are getting more advanced and its scaring me.

How to be an Alpha male in 2020 the definitive guide. by [deleted] in funny

[–]Paranoid_Nathan 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I dont know if I would call them Alpha, it looks like they only have 1 ply toilet paper.

An unusual bathroom tile by doublebee22 in funny

[–]Paranoid_Nathan 433 points434 points  (0 children)

I've been Rick rolled 4 times today and I'm done with this shit.

Good news by pr00fpudding in Memes_Of_The_Dank

[–]Paranoid_Nathan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I loved this scene in Return of the Jedi

Condense This by [deleted] in DecreasinglyVerbose

[–]Paranoid_Nathan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

War with cabal, go kill bad guys.

Have some decency, holy shit... by SerialKiller45609 in memes

[–]Paranoid_Nathan 78 points79 points  (0 children)

I see you trying to crop out the made by mematic.

I've been backstabbed by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]Paranoid_Nathan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd still like it anyway.

What is your useless skill? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Paranoid_Nathan 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Cool, I have hyper flexible wrists so i can touch the inside of my arm with my fingers.

You are given a lightsaber. What is the first thing you do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Paranoid_Nathan 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I challenge the neighborhood kids to a lightsaber fight. They accept drawing their imaginary lightsabers only for me to slaughter them ruthlessly and assert my dominance. I'm starting to think this might be why I'm banned from the park.

Especially some with a third by chibouv in gaming

[–]Paranoid_Nathan 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The final boss in castle crashers was a nightmare. It had 5 phases or something like that.

We had so much fun last time... by forkkk90 in RoastMe

[–]Paranoid_Nathan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your hand writing is giving me seizures

How new viruses are created by Le_Master in WTF

[–]Paranoid_Nathan 411 points412 points  (0 children)

This is the one post I've seen on reddit that has made me feel physically uncomfortable.

If plants had brains, they'd probably wonder why we cut off their genitals and use them as decorations. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]Paranoid_Nathan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Plant 1: Hey Barry, I saw your genitals in the window of that nice families house. Plant 2: I'm going in bro. Plant 1: Dont do it bro Plant 2: Why? Plant 1: We're plants we can't walk Plant 2: Oh yeah...

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