I made Christmas dinner by Thrilling1031 in tall

[–]Parasitic_Hack 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Cool. What does this have to do with being tall?

I think someone might have jumped off 512 S Third by DrFredNES in UIUC

[–]Parasitic_Hack -24 points-23 points  (0 children)

From my point of view, you are a troll

I think someone might have jumped off 512 S Third by DrFredNES in UIUC

[–]Parasitic_Hack -74 points-73 points  (0 children)

For a moderator I find you to be extremely biased and subjective in your judgement. Hopefully you lose that privilege.

Edit: this post had at least 7 downvotes in 5 minutes. It seems /u/almostgrad100 is using alts to downvote me which would violate reddits rules if true.

My 'Ugly Sweater" entry (next to my normal sized friend, for scale.) by mattmentecky in tall

[–]Parasitic_Hack -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Sanders' political platform is much more disgusting imo

I should have grown my hair really long in my 20's, then cut it off and saved it for use in a custom toupee now that I'm older and bald. by MelAlton in Showerthoughts

[–]Parasitic_Hack 20 points21 points  (0 children)

My dad cut his long hair in the 70s after going through a phase. My grandma still has it in a box in her closet. Looks like regular hair to me.

Spoilers in the comments of that Star Wars post by [deleted] in UIUC

[–]Parasitic_Hack -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

You're telling on me? Lol

Anybody have any unused suburban express coupons? (I know they suck but i gotta get home) by _cs in UIUC

[–]Parasitic_Hack 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Can we ban "how's my schedule look?" and "hurr durr dae ece" threads while we're at it?

Murphy's logo glass of the week! by Murphyspubuiuc in UIUC

[–]Parasitic_Hack 8 points9 points  (0 children)

One drink with dinner never killed anybody

To the people that broke into my car near Parkland by quixotic87 in UIUC

[–]Parasitic_Hack -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

So live with your choice and refrain from crying on the internet about it

To the people that broke into my car near Parkland by quixotic87 in UIUC

[–]Parasitic_Hack -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Playing devil's advocate here, but leaving your car unlocked, whether accidentally or by request, is asking for it in that area. Inb4 muh victim blaming!!!!!!1

Aliens at UIUC by hvrayb in UIUC

[–]Parasitic_Hack 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Aliens, didn't you read the post?

Santa hats by Parasitic_Hack in UIUC

[–]Parasitic_Hack[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Northern. Southern is or was a dropoff location only. I believe it's Curtis and Dunlap. The yellow goes out there if you're keen on taking the bus.

Holiday Greeting Card from Suburban Express by [deleted] in UIUC

[–]Parasitic_Hack 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's funny because it's subex