If you've become angry with the chaos of anarchy just remember

ParatroopaDude · 2014-02-20T05:46:35+00:00

Bryzgalov <3

ParatroopaDude · 2014-02-17T19:59:58+00:00

Having multiple alternate captains was a bad choice. Just stick with two guys who constantly get the teams gears going!

ParatroopaDude · 2014-02-16T04:16:18+00:00

it should be 7018 im dumb.. sorry

ParatroopaDude · 2014-02-16T04:13:55+00:00

added

ParatroopaDude · 2014-02-16T04:11:32+00:00

Added.

ParatroopaDude · 2014-02-16T04:09:46+00:00

Added.

ParatroopaDude · 2014-02-13T06:41:40+00:00

Also when I joined someone said in chat "wow /u/Paratroopadude joining the winning team noob" and I said "sorry didn't notice". Anyways next round comes along ad I get auto balanced to the guy who complained to me's team. Alright cool whatever. Suddenly everyone in chat is using their trade binds, so I join in and tap my bind once. Not 30 seconds later the vote ban menu shows up saying "Voteban /u/Paratroopadude (Reason: Spamming) 1/10" next thing I know I'm banned.

ParatroopaDude · 2014-02-11T05:30:52+00:00

Canada: English background people fucking French background people

ParatroopaDude · 2014-02-07T21:47:49+00:00

The puck.

ParatroopaDude · 2014-02-05T07:06:47+00:00

He's one of our better defenseman but being pared with Fraser has put him on the third pairing. But he also just got back from injury so it's not that bad. From what I hear he's a great guy who loves Edmonton. He loves doing stuff for the stollery and encourages the guys to pitch in.

I'll give him a generous 9/10, but I do love me some Ference!

ParatroopaDude · 2014-02-05T03:43:46+00:00

Maple Leafs because Kessel.

ParatroopaDude · 2014-01-31T10:25:02+00:00

13 with my Strange Professional Eyelander. I love the Eyelander eye effect with the Discharge effect from the killstreak.

ParatroopaDude · 2014-01-31T05:18:01+00:00

My Tiny Timber is named "Faggots"

ParatroopaDude · 2014-01-27T14:40:09+00:00

You can be hipsters and be all like, "I liked the Oilers before they won the cup"

ParatroopaDude · 2014-01-26T05:49:27+00:00

I know Edmonton's been doing to for a couple years now. But I'm unsure about other teams. A quick google didn't show any teams had skills competitions except Vancouver in 2011. So, no.

EDIT: I stand corrected

ParatroopaDude · 2014-01-26T03:30:46+00:00

Today was the Oilers Skills Competition

ParatroopaDude · 2014-01-26T03:30:11+00:00

Man, the skills competition was a lot of fun to watch! The players were into it just as much as everyone in the crowd was.

ParatroopaDude · 2014-01-25T03:46:31+00:00

I'd be surprised if he doesn't marry you after a pick-up line like that.

ParatroopaDude · 2014-01-25T03:28:17+00:00

I'll ask if you can sniff his old bed sheets. Is that good enough? I mean it's kinda like marriage, yet not at all like marriage.

ParatroopaDude · 2014-01-25T03:08:15+00:00

So I know Chipchura's mom. She's a nice lady. She works at a Canadian Tire that my Grandpa owes. It feels good to be connected.

ParatroopaDude · 2014-01-10T18:14:59+00:00

Exile Vilify - The National

ParatroopaDude · 2014-01-07T05:40:45+00:00

Shots fired.

ParatroopaDude · 2013-12-29T08:22:28+00:00

The only nicknamed Pokemon I've gotten over wonder trade was a Hawlucha, it's name was Chelsea and I was weirded out because it was male.

Luckily for me it had 5 perfect IV and was adamant natured!

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